+645 It would be weird if Anthony was really a girl, an old man, or even your neighbor, and just got the picture from the internet. For all we know, Anthony could be an advanced chimpanzee, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i hope Anthony sees this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually, Anthony is a mythical creature known only to those who visit amirite. His current whereabout are unknown, but he was last seen in a pineapple under the sea. Several accounts describe Anthony as a polka-dotted, six-armed, scuba-diving prostitute. He is known to travel with an assortment of creatures including unicorns, penguins, and lima beans. Once every blue moon, he emerges from the depths of the ocean atop a sperm whale. The Anthony creature emits a loud howling noise similar to an injured mongoose. If you hear this noise or see a creature similar to the one described, please call 1-800-HOLYSHIT.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow you are...not funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

38 people disagree with you ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'll stick with the advanced chimpanzee. Not as awesome, but definately easier to remember.

by Anonymous 14 years ago