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Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?

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also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!

newbies avatar newbie Yeah You Are +479Reply
@newbie also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!

no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.

Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +270Reply
@Ross no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their...

(Ross):Even better, go to a resteraunt, take the salt shaker, the screw it almost all the way off, the all way off and pour it on the table!!!! THen laugh while she's cleaning it up.

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@1024018

In case you hadn't noticed, it's 169, not 69. -_-

Anonymous +6Reply

That made me laugh so hard I started choking -_-

Anonymous +167Reply
@That made me laugh so hard I started choking -_-

(Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking on their laughter, you beat them to death with a crowbar.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +306Reply
@Rocky (Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking...

Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. Whilst being distracted making a witty comment on the POTD, beat the said user to death with a crowbar, amirite?

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +69Reply
@That made me laugh so hard I started choking -_-

(Your+name+(optional)): Yeah, that was hilarious!!!

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@That made me laugh so hard I started choking -_-

(Your+name+(optional)): This is like, the best post ever

EpicFlameSwords avatar EpicFlameSword Yeah You Are 0Reply

i think i smell a potd

RunThePacifics avatar RunThePacific Yeah You Are +92Reply

This made me laugh harder than I did when I strapped a penguin to an elephant :D

Vexs avatar Vex Yeah You Are +89Reply

Nah man that's so old. What about the one where you put shaving cream on someone's hand while they sleep then you tickle their cheek with a cobra

julieLs avatar julieL Yeah You Are +86Reply
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@987283

Sorry hello smilie

Anonymous +15Reply

I made a humored snorting sound.

jcad16s avatar jcad16 Yeah You Are +67Reply

Thanks for the prank idea! I tried it but the paramedics didn't laugh..

sincerely_mes avatar sincerely_me Yeah You Are +55Reply

Another funny prank: Cover your co-worker's cubicle with millions of Post-It notes, and when he returns to see the mess you shoot him in the face.

FreeMustacheRidess avatar FreeMustacheRides Yeah You Are +53Reply

Ding Dong Ditch is also fun. I knock on peoples' door, and then I run as fast as I can so that I'll be far away when the bomb detonates. :)

Bardagis avatar Bardagi Yeah You Are +52Reply
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I know, but I like some variation. When they open the door they expect me to stand there with a crowbar, but then BOOM. Otherwise, if you want to, you could run far away, then when they open the door, you run back and beat them to death with a crowbar.

Bardagis avatar Bardagi Yeah You Are +22Reply
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You just jellylylyly

Anonymous +1Reply

Hahaha, this is probably the funniest post I've seen in a while.

Mike_Hawks avatar Mike_Hawk Yeah You Are +43Reply

Best prank ever: Stand behind a corner with a water balloon, then right as they walk by, you have sex with their wife

I no longer wish to go to Venice with you, Truu D:

Or you could put a bucket of water on top of someone's door. Then
then as they walk under it, release the rabid hounds

Anonymous +28Reply

A refreshing reminder of what POTD's should be y smilie

hwangels avatar hwangel Yeah You Are +27Reply

OMG! i did that once. :) it was amazing.

Cereal_Killers avatar Cereal_Killer Yeah You Are +25Reply
@somewhere_I_belong To cereal, right?...

Yeah man, you should've seen those Froot Loops beg for their lives!!

Cereal_Killers avatar Cereal_Killer Yeah You Are +58Reply

Good prank: put your coworker's stapler in jello, then when he tries to get it out, stab him to death with pencils.

Sergios avatar Sergio Yeah You Are +23Reply

I knew this would be post of the day someday, it's fucking brilliant

BobWilsons avatar BobWilson Yeah You Are +22Reply

You have to especially change the girlfriend/boyfriends with like their mom or friend x]

CBbasketballs avatar CBbasketball Yeah You Are +21Reply

"Me: Hey mom, wanna hear a funny prank? reads"

Mom: Oh my god, that's horrible!

ultispys avatar ultispy Yeah You Are +21Reply

Good prank: put shaving cream on somebody's face while they sleep, then when they wake up confuused, choke them to death with a dirty rag

Sergios avatar Sergio Yeah You Are +20Reply

This reminds me of an SNL skit with Christopher Walken. They where doing a prank show, and Chris gets ready to pull a prank on the guy while he's unlocking his car. When he gets his keys out Chris beats kills him with a tire iron as a "prank"

Jackettas avatar Jacketta Yeah You Are +19Reply

Stand in front of your best friend, and tell them that they are about to get stabbed in the back. But then when they quickly turn to look behind them, stab them in the front! You will both enjoy many lulz about the irony as your friend dies in a pool of blood and can finally laugh no more.

amiwhites avatar amiwhite Yeah You Are +19Reply

Wow. SOMEONE could have told me this is frowned upon

This post has the best comments I've ever read, hands down.

This is amazing, thanks man you made me laugh :D

BobWilsons avatar BobWilson Yeah You Are +16Reply

Heres another funny one: Put a rubberband on the sink nozzle, and when they look at their wet shirt, choke them to death!

I'll try this on my dad.
It seems so funny! :D

What is all this tom foolery?!

Keith_Stones avatar Keith_Stone Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Andrewsles ROFL ROFL

I'll beat you with a crow bar while you are ROFL

Anonymous -1Reply

potd!
I approve y smilie

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No one cares aboutyour approval. Don't be so conceited.

Anonymous +9Reply
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Don't listen to them, I liked your approval.

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are +6Reply
@1024585

Well you're an idiot.

Anonymous -4Reply

I love how I was just reading this yesterday, and now its POTD. It's hilarious

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Nagros avatar Nagro Yeah You Are 0Reply

Gordon Freeman?

Button_Mushrooms avatar Button_Mushroom Yeah You Are +1Reply

This has gotta be one of my favorite posts. It made me laugh hysterically.

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This, for all of my confused friends, is the example of randomness that does NOT get a laugh.

Anonymous +11Reply

Wtf? XD

Anonymous 0Reply

THAT'S AWESOME!

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@1024341

"Parenthasis?" Are you retarded? Oh. You're thirteen according to your bio.

Anonymous -4Reply

Call 911?

Anonymous 0Reply

Hahahahahahah I've never laughed at a post before!!!

thecatwhocopiess avatar thecatwhocopies Yeah You Are -2Reply

i don't get it

@danilol i don't get it

DERP YOU HIT SOMEONE WITH A CROWBAR:D

Not hard to comprehend

hello

Anonymous -6Reply
@hello

<- lol

Some_Kids avatar Some_Kid Yeah You Are +14Reply
@hello

I just wanted to see the face.

I don't get why this is beyond hilarious.. what am I missing..

Anonymous -79Reply
@A sense of humour.

I have a sense of humor, I just don't get it. Changing the names would be funny, but then beating them with a crowbar.. how are those related.. is the fact that they aren't related what makes it funny?

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