also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!
no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.
I made your comment +69.
(Ross):Even better, go to a resteraunt, take the salt shaker, the screw it almost all the way off, the all way off and pour it on the table!!!! THen laugh while she's cleaning it up.
haha cartman did that on southpark
When can we meet up?
In case you hadn't noticed, it's 169, not 69. -_-
That made me laugh so hard I started choking -_-
(Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking on their laughter, you beat them to death with a crowbar.
Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. Whilst being distracted making a witty comment on the POTD, beat the said user to death with a crowbar, amirite?
Killed it. Just like Truuuninja beat the phone-user to death with a crowbar.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
My username has fewer Us than that.
(Your+name+(optional)): Yeah, that was hilarious!!!
(Your+name+(optional)): This is like, the best post ever
i think i smell a potd
No, that's just your B.O.
well arent you a big ball of sunshine.
You right, I'mma star.
you were right :D
I think I do too.
This made me laugh harder than I did when I strapped a penguin to an elephant :D
Pics or it didn't happen
Nah man that's so old. What about the one where you put shaving cream on someone's hand while they sleep then you tickle their cheek with a cobra
I made a humored snorting sound.
You chortled? :D
Thanks for the prank idea! I tried it but the paramedics didn't laugh..
Another funny prank: Cover your co-worker's cubicle with millions of Post-It notes, and when he returns to see the mess you shoot him in the face.
Ding Dong Ditch is also fun. I knock on peoples' door, and then I run as fast as I can so that I'll be far away when the bomb detonates. :)
I know, but I like some variation. When they open the door they expect me to stand there with a crowbar, but then BOOM. Otherwise, if you want to, you could run far away, then when they open the door, you run back and beat them to death with a crowbar.
You just jellylylyly
Hahaha, this is probably the funniest post I've seen in a while.
Best prank ever: Stand behind a corner with a water balloon, then right as they walk by, you have sex with their wife
I no longer wish to go to Venice with you, Truu D:
Or you could put a bucket of water on top of someone's door. Then
then as they walk under it, release the rabid hounds
i got excited b/c i saw this on the top of the page, and thought it became the POTD, but then i realized i was just on page 3...
fear no more!
A refreshing reminder of what POTD's should be
OMG! i did that once. :) it was amazing.
To cereal, right?...
Yeah man, you should've seen those Froot Loops beg for their lives!!
Good prank: put your coworker's stapler in jello, then when he tries to get it out, stab him to death with pencils.
Or another stapler.
I knew this would be post of the day someday, it's fucking brilliant
You have to especially change the girlfriend/boyfriends with like their mom or friend x]
"Me: Hey mom, wanna hear a funny prank? reads"
Mom: Oh my god, that's horrible!
Good prank: put shaving cream on somebody's face while they sleep, then when they wake up confuused, choke them to death with a dirty rag
Hmm.. Sounds fun
This reminds me of an SNL skit with Christopher Walken. They where doing a prank show, and Chris gets ready to pull a prank on the guy while he's unlocking his car. When he gets his keys out Chris beats kills him with a tire iron as a "prank"
I have a professor that talks exactly like him. I'm always cracking up.
Stand in front of your best friend, and tell them that they are about to get stabbed in the back. But then when they quickly turn to look behind them, stab them in the front! You will both enjoy many lulz about the irony as your friend dies in a pool of blood and can finally laugh no more.
Wow. SOMEONE could have told me this is frowned upon
This post has the best comments I've ever read, hands down.
This is amazing, thanks man you made me laugh :D
Heres another funny one: Put a rubberband on the sink nozzle, and when they look at their wet shirt, choke them to death!
I'll try this on my dad.
It seems so funny! :D
What is all this tom foolery?!
I'll beat you with a crow bar while you are ROFL
No one cares aboutyour approval. Don't be so conceited.
Don't listen to them, I liked your approval.
Well you're an idiot.
Shut up Troll...
I love how I was just reading this yesterday, and now its POTD. It's hilarious
This has gotta be one of my favorite posts. It made me laugh hysterically.
This, for all of my confused friends, is the example of randomness that does NOT get a laugh.
"Parenthasis?" Are you retarded? Oh. You're thirteen according to your bio.
Hahahahahahah I've never laughed at a post before!!!
I think there's something wrong with you.
Yes. I have a mental disease.
i don't get it
DERP YOU HIT SOMEONE WITH A CROWBAR:D
Not hard to comprehend
I just wanted to see the face.
I don't get why this is beyond hilarious.. what am I missing..
A sense of humour.
I have a sense of humor, I just don't get it. Changing the names would be funny, but then beating them with a crowbar.. how are those related.. is the fact that they aren't related what makes it funny?
I think it's mostly the bit about beating someone to death not being related, necessary or a prank.
...that's not funny, just sorta... dumb.
I am sorry you feel that way. I will try harder next time.
yeah me too