Man, crocodiles are so chill. They're all, 'Hey man, I wanna maul that zebra over there, maybe snap that tourist's spine in half as well because he's bugging me, but it's chill because I'm a crocodile and I'm doin' my own thing.' amirite?

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I feel like you can do that about any animal now, ever since that turtle post.
Ex: dogs are so chill, they are all, "Hey man, I wanna pee on that hydrant for a while, maybe take a shit on someone's lawn. But it's cool since I'm a dog" etc.


Honestly it's getting lame.