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You feel bad for the guy that had to write the dictionary definition of life, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Life [n] The course of existence of an individual.
BOOM.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally."
... What the hell?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh, and I also like Dictionary.com's pronunciation: [lahyf]
by Anonymous13 years ago
No. Other people spend so much time defining life that it couldn't have been hard. I feel sorry for the guy who had to define "of".
by Anonymous13 years ago
But he does get to say, "Life? Puh-lease. I wrote the book on life. Well, not the book, but the definition in the book."
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