+428 They should make tampons out of sham wows already, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shampon :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would probably cause TSS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're a douchebaguette so it probably doesn't matter

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you mean a baguette made of douche, or the female douchebag? Because the term douchebag doesn't imply a dude. It implies someone like you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, I regret to inform you that you were adopted... :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) Being adopted is a good thing. That's like saying, "Your parents chose you specifically because they already believed you're special." 2) I wouldn't mind being adopted, my family is crazy. It would be weird though because I look just like my dad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They did. Well, it's not real, I think, but they had something about it when Vince did an Eminem commercial for the Recovery CD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago