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If you knock on someone's door twice and they don't answer, it is completely acceptable to throw a horse through their window to let them know you're there, amirite?

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That must have been really nice. I don't like setting animals on fire, they just don't look the same after. I prefer setting other things or people on fire. Just not girls, their screams are extremely annoying.

Iwannafingeryous avatar Iwannafingeryou Yeah You Are +12Reply

i don't have any horses so I just use a statue of a horse.

@DandyFuzz You're so smart.

I dropped my horse statue, so I improvise with a ceramic turtle. It doesn't work as well, though.

I'm riding a horse.

ashbashcrasheds avatar ashbashcrashed Yeah You Are +3Reply
@ashbashcrashed I'm riding a horse.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady...

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are +9Reply
@ashbashcrashed I'm riding a horse.

Yeah, yeah good idea actually, but what if you're riding some poo?

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@Yeah, yeah good idea actually, but what if you're riding some poo?

That's a great idea, shall we get Dave to sing it?

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Or setting their house on fire so they get out...

@Iwannafingeryou Or setting their house on fire so they get out...

or setting their horse on fire, then throwing it through the window.
I did that once, you shoulda seen their faces... before the third degree burns I mean.

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I do not.

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I love the contents of that link. A little bit.

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