If you knock on someone's door twice and they don't answer, it is completely acceptable to throw a horse through their window to let them know you're there, amirite?

+489 If you knock on someone's door twice and they don't answer, it is completely acceptable to throw a horse through their window to let them know you're there, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or setting their house on fire so they get out...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why :| ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cause you're well hot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm literally hot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or setting their horse on fire, then throwing it through the window. I did that once, you shoulda seen their faces... before the third degree burns I mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love you so very much

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That must have been really nice. I don't like setting animals on fire, they just don't look the same after. I prefer setting other things or people on fire. Just not girls, their screams are extremely annoying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't have any horses so I just use a statue of a horse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're so smart.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dropped my horse statue, so I improvise with a ceramic turtle. It doesn't work as well, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm riding a horse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, yeah good idea actually, but what if you're riding some poo?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a great idea, shall we get Dave to sing it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago