+400 In Hell, the only thing to eat is mint gum and the only thing to drink is orange juice, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually, on Wednesdays, they serve applesauce topped with Parmesan cheese. (For those who don't know, that combination tastes almost EXACTLY like vomit. Same consistency too.)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

how...how do you know this?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

While there is great potential for an interesting story here, the truth is that one night when I was eating dinner, some Parmesan pasta I had got mixed in with the applesauce that was sitting next to it. It was nasty. >.<

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ping you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, no, how do you know they serve vomit on Wednesday?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wikileaks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OJ is OK.

by Anonymous 11 years ago