+373 What was the guy who discovered syrup thinking? "Let's go poke holes in all the trees and pour whatever comes out onto our pancakes/ french toast!" amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I doubt pancakes came before syrup.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who gives a crap, pancakes are just flaps of dough and syrup is delicious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Buddy the elf?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well you dont put whatever comes out of the trees onto your french toast because then you would be putting an almost water like substance on your toast and thats gross. you forgot to include the part about boling it down for hours

by Anonymous 14 years ago

k its not that hard dude, some dude walked by a punctured tree and though "hey look there is goopy stuff coming out of that tree!" *touches it* " Its sticky! i wonder what it smells like..." *smells it* "it smells sweet, it probabably tastes sweet too" *tastes it* "holy-mother-of-god!! *Mouth-gasm* " k i know that sounds uber cheesy but im sure it went something like that...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pure sap doesn't taste that good. And I don't think you can smell sweetness.

by Anonymous 14 years ago