You hate that moment of panic when your parents tell you to wait in line at the cash register, and you're almost to the cashier and they're not back yet, amirite?

it's even worse when they took all the stuff with them so you're standing there awkwardly with nothing in your hands.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel like letting the person behind me to go ahead but I know my mom would be pissed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That happened once, where I got all the way to the front and my grandma wasn't back yet, so I moved the cart aside so someone else could go. When she came out of the aisle she screamed across the store at me "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" I was nine, shy, and nearly died of fright.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or when you're there with the stuff and they have the money and the cashier is almost done checking you out so it's like ohey, will you except sexy timez since I has no money?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ha, my mum always does crap like that to me. I'll go grocery shopping with her, and we'll have a big trolley of groceries, and then she'll leave to get one thing that she forgot, but she's gone for 20 minutes, and I end up at the cashier, and end up having to pay for it. She also makes a habit of taking me to the shops with her, and then leaving when she's ready without telling me, driving off without me, so I have to take the bus home. She swears she doesn't do it on purpose, but I have my doubts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol, usually my mom leaves me there with like a lot of stuff in my hands because she says that there's no need for a basket/ cart

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She's trying to get you buff.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had to read the twice because at first I read "She's trying to get your butt."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is all over facebook. Be more original.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is all over comments on POTDS. Get original.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Would you like some ice for that burn?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

umad

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why don't you just greet the checkout lady and start packing for your mum?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why do Facebook pages keep getting homepaged? meh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because the game.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

okay, this was NOT from facebook thank you very much. Just to let you all know, i'm not that fake.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Take out your wallet and pay for it. Like a boss

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Get mom to pay you back more then you payed for. Like a boss.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Use your profits to open your own grocery store. Then charge mom a family tax which is 2% of all final sales. Explain to her that this tax goes towards your college funds. She will be happy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...like a boss

by Anonymous 14 years ago

4. ??? 5. Profit. 6. Shit on Debra's desk. LIKE A BOSS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You guys are all spelling it wrong, its LIEK A BAUSS

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No... Just no.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel kinda lost when that happens.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It would be even more awkward if the cashier started to register your stuff, and she registered the alcohol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

One time, as soon as my mother got to the front of the line, she told me to run to the back of the store and grab a bag of Doritos, So i bolt to the chip aisle, grab the Doritos, and run back, a few feet away from the register, I drop them. I look up to see nothing but disappointment on my mothers face, while she shook her head at me, I had never felt more like a failure in my life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Nonsense_Narwhal) Cool story, self.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You felt like a failure because you are a failure.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/3/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's probably because the game.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

One time when I was little, my mom left for a minute and I backed out of line because I was scared of confronting the chashier alone, and by the time she got back there were like 4 people infront of us and she was piiiiiisssed :P I told her thats what she gets for abondoning me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/clap.gif

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh please, I'm blushing!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Quality flirting time with a cute cashier. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Only if they're cute, bro.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey, when you're desperate, you're desperate!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I second this. But there has to be some sort of attraction, other wise you're going to end up hurting poor mr. cashier man.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Very true, and then he could get so upset he turns up late to work one day. And his boss just thought it was a one time thing, but the other workers knew this was just the beginning. And, just like they thought, again the late arrivals kept coming in, the boss had had enough, he was fired and then before you no it you're working in McDonalds serving greasy chips to chavvy students. Nothing true to that story...honest.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Poor guy ;(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or when you have that one piece of candy, and running towards the cash register to get it before your mom pays

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Parents: Don't you love it when your kids are panicking when you leave them in line for the cash register and they think you're gone, but really you're eerily awaiting in the corner, silently, seeing if you're child will back out, and you laugh maniacally when they don't know what to do? MWAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. ... Sick people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/179/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate it when you have no money and your mom doesn't realize you don't have any money, so you end up just having to leave without the groceries even after you checked them out.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate that! Like, the other day, my dad forgot coupons in his car, so he was like "Nick(my name lol), wait here, I need to get my coupons", so I was just chilling awkwardly while the cashier was scanning everything, and she was like "Will that be all?" and I was like uhhh yep and she gave me the total and I was like uhhhh im not paying haha my dad went to go get some coupons, so the next minute or two of silence was very awkward while I waited for my dad, and the people behind me just stared

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the same thing happened to me with my mom, but instead, she said "sergei (my name lol) hold the place in the line until i get back" and right when i was about to leave since i had no money, my mom came back laughing with some of her friends that were shopping in the same place

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The same thing happened to me with my aunt, but instead she said "amiwhite(my name lol), wait here or I will betch slap you," so I waited, but then when she came back she betch slapped me anyway and the people behind me just stared

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Same thing happened to me with my dad, but instead he said "goku (my name lol) wait here with the groceries I need to go get something." So I waited for wht seemed like hours, but in reality it was really only hours. Finally I gave up on waiting and went to look for him. I found him in the bathroom doing shots with Brian, the janitor. He said "WTF goku, I told you to wait in line!" and I said "sorry dad.." but he said, "no, it's too late" and he pulled out his colt .45 an was about to shoot brian and I on the spot, when I ran outside and bumped into my REAL dad who stormed into the bathroom and defeated the imposter, saving my (and brian's) life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's funny because the whole time I was reading that, I didn't give any amount of fuck

by Anonymous 14 years ago

One time my brother texted me while he was at the store with my Mom because apparently she left him in line for like 10 minutes and everyone was yelling at him to check out the groceries. He wouldn't do it because there were tampons in the cart and he wanted me to come to the store and help him. I laughed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

MyUsernameSucks: hahahahha that's hillarious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're new, right? amirite? has a Reply button, and you might want to lose the rawr part of your name. Good luck here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This happens to me ALL the time. My mother doesn't seem to see that she puts me in awkward/embarassing situations. When I'm about to be next, I know odds are she won't come, so I let the person behind me skip me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had this fight with my mom literally a week ago! She just doesn't get it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago