One time, as soon as my mother got to the front of the line, she told me to run to the back of the store and grab a bag of Doritos, So i bolt to the chip aisle, grab the Doritos, and run back, a few feet away from the register, I drop them. I look up to see nothing but disappointment on my mothers face, while she shook her head at me, I had never felt more like a failure in my life.
Cool story, self.
They probably don't get the reference. They only joined in March.
Ive actually been on amirite for a while, i just recently made an account. I get the futer one, unfortunately, but not the zubat one :P
He's eating chips.
What does Zubat have to do with eating chips?
He has everything to do with eating chips.
If I were a dick, Zubat should have eaten me.
You felt like a failure because you are a failure.
That's probably because the game.
Ha, my mum always does crap like that to me. I'll go grocery shopping with her, and we'll have a big trolley of groceries, and then she'll leave to get one thing that she forgot, but she's gone for 20 minutes, and I end up at the cashier, and end up having to pay for it.
She also makes a habit of taking me to the shops with her, and then leaving when she's ready without telling me, driving off without me, so I have to take the bus home.
She swears she doesn't do it on purpose, but I have my doubts.
In the South we call them "buggies"
There are a few kids from Virginia who moved to Texas and they talk like "northerners." I feel as though Virginia is the farthest south northern place, if that makes any sense.
We say buggies in SC.
I'm Canadian, my family always says buggies but I thought it was just us... lol
What do people in Canada normally say?
I am not sure, I live in the US now and everyone says shopping cart, my friend was in stitches the first time I said buggy
Thats do weird. If I say shopping cart everyone looks at me as if to say "Why the hell did you just say that? Buggy is so much shorter"
Parents: Don't you love it when your kids are panicking when you leave them in line for the cash register and they think you're gone, but really you're eerily awaiting in the corner, silently, seeing if you're child will back out, and you laugh maniacally when they don't know what to do? MWAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
it's even worse when they took all the stuff with them so you're standing there awkwardly with nothing in your hands.
Or when you're there with the stuff and they have the money and the cashier is almost done checking you out so it's like ohey, will you except sexy timez since I has no money?
I feel like letting the person behind me to go ahead but I know my mom would be pissed.
That happened once, where I got all the way to the front and my grandma wasn't back yet, so I moved the cart aside so someone else could go. When she came out of the aisle she screamed across the store at me "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" I was nine, shy, and nearly died of fright.
One time my brother texted me while he was at the store with my Mom because apparently she left him in line for like 10 minutes and everyone was yelling at him to check out the groceries. He wouldn't do it because there were tampons in the cart and he wanted me to come to the store and help him. I laughed.
okay, this was NOT from facebook thank you very much. Just to let you all know, i'm not that fake.
One time when I was little, my mom left for a minute and I backed out of line because I was scared of confronting the chashier alone, and by the time she got back there were like 4 people infront of us and she was piiiiiisssed :P I told her thats what she gets for abondoning me.
Oh please, I'm blushing!
Or when you have that one piece of candy, and running towards the cash register to get it before your mom pays
Usually the candy is located right next to the check out line.
I hate that! Like, the other day, my dad forgot coupons in his car, so he was like "Nick(my name lol), wait here, I need to get my coupons", so I was just chilling awkwardly while the cashier was scanning everything, and she was like "Will that be all?" and I was like uhhh yep and she gave me the total and I was like uhhhh im not paying haha my dad went to go get some coupons, so the next minute or two of silence was very awkward while I waited for my dad, and the people behind me just stared
the same thing happened to me with my mom, but instead, she said "sergei (my name lol) hold the place in the line until i get back" and right when i was about to leave since i had no money, my mom came back laughing with some of her friends that were shopping in the same place
The same thing happened to me with my aunt, but instead she said "amiwhite(my name lol), wait here or I will betch slap you," so I waited, but then when she came back she betch slapped me anyway and the people behind me just stared
Same thing happened to me with my dad, but instead he said "goku (my name lol) wait here with the groceries I need to go get something." So I waited for wht seemed like hours, but in reality it was really only hours. Finally I gave up on waiting and went to look for him. I found him in the bathroom doing shots with Brian, the janitor. He said "WTF goku, I told you to wait in line!" and I said "sorry dad.." but he said, "no, it's too late" and he pulled out his colt .45 an was about to shoot brian and I on the spot, when I ran outside and bumped into my REAL dad who stormed into the bathroom and defeated the imposter, saving my (and brian's) life.
It's funny because the whole time I was reading that, I didn't give any amount of fuck
Take out your wallet and pay for it. Like a boss
Get mom to pay you back more then you payed for.
Like a boss.
Use your profits to open your own grocery store. Then charge mom a family tax which is 2% of all final sales. Explain to her that this tax goes towards your college funds. She will be happy.
...like a boss
6. Shit on Debra's desk. LIKE A BOSS.
You guys are all spelling it wrong, its
LIEK A BAUSS
No... Just no.
And why is that? Isn't that you're supposed to pronounce it anyways?
But my family didn't comment. I'm confused.
I feel kinda lost when that happens.
It would be even more awkward if the cashier started to register your stuff, and she registered the alcohol.
Liquid seeps into their tiny pores and cracks. In cold weather this liquid freezes solid, expanding and pushing the rock apart. Eventually pieces fall away. This is how baby rocks are born. But since alcoholic beverages don't freeze as readily as water, it's kind of like rock birth control.
Lol, usually my mom leaves me there with like a lot of stuff in my hands because she says that there's no need for a basket/ cart
She's trying to get you buff.
I had to read the twice because at first I read "She's trying to get your butt."
Why don't you just greet the checkout lady and start packing for your mum?!
Quality flirting time with a cute cashier. ;)
Only if they're cute, bro.
Hey, when you're desperate, you're desperate!
I second this. But there has to be some sort of attraction, other wise you're going to end up hurting poor mr. cashier man.
Very true, and then he could get so upset he turns up late to work one day. And his boss just thought it was a one time thing, but the other workers knew this was just the beginning. And, just like they thought, again the late arrivals kept coming in, the boss had had enough, he was fired and then before you no it you're working in McDonalds serving greasy chips to chavvy students.
Nothing true to that story...honest.
Poor guy ;(
I hate it when you have no money and your mom doesn't realize you don't have any money, so you end up just having to leave without the groceries even after you checked them out.
This happens to me ALL the time. My mother doesn't seem to see that she puts me in awkward/embarassing situations. When I'm about to be next, I know odds are she won't come, so I let the person behind me skip me.
I had this fight with my mom literally a week ago! She just doesn't get it.
No, this is overused.
No, this is Patrick.
(Sarah J. Sherwood): Check the follow-up date, Sherlock.
I believe it is pronounced "Sherwood" not "Sherlock".
I couldn't decide whether to make a pun or not, so I just said Sherlock (as in Sherlock Holmes).
MyUsernameSucks: hahahahha that's hillarious.
You're new, right?
amirite? has a Reply button, and you might want to lose the rawr part of your name.
Good luck here.
why do Facebook pages keep getting homepaged? meh.
Because the game.
This is all over facebook. Be more original.
This is all over comments on POTDS. Get original.
Would you like some ice for that burn?
Ice on burns dries them up. You're supposed to put them in cool (not cold) water. There's your doctor tip for the day.
Ahem.... Would you like some cool (not cold) water for that burn?