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lost your pen=no pen, no pen=no notes, no notes=no study, no study=fail, fail=no diploma, no diploma=no work, no work=no money, no money=no food, no food=you get skinny, you get skinny=you get ugly, ugly=no love, no love=no marriage, no marriage=no children, no children=alone, alone=depression, depression=sickness, sickness=death. Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die, amirite?