-70 lost your pen=no pen, no pen=no notes, no notes=no study, no study=fail, fail=no diploma, no diploma=no work, no work=no money, no money=no food, no food=you get skinny, you get skinny=you get ugly, ugly=no love, no love=no marriage, no marriage=no children, no children=alone, alone=depression, depression=sickness, sickness=death. Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Logic fail on multiple occasions.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I read the entire thing in an asian accent.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i'm asian....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Makes sense now...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

not cool dude... not cool.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol, ugly=no love. All those poor ugly people...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Get a new pen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't need notes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow thats really weird logic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats no logic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How did such a stupid repeat post get on the homepage?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One test won't affect your grade, you can borrow a pen, and you can retake a class.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You get skinny=ugly? That's not what I've heard

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Infallible!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Skinny doesn't equal ugly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you thought about writing commercials for DISH Network?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damnnnnn, I was about to come in here all "So switch to Direct TV"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you had no food, wouldn't you just die then?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just because you don't have kids doesn't mean you're going to be alone and depressed...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why dont u just borrow some1 else's notes?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was actually diagnosed with depression before becoming ugly skinny and alone, so suck it. And I still have my pen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago