lost your pen=no pen, no pen=no notes, no notes=no study, no study=fail, fail=no diploma, no diploma=no work, no work=no money, no money=no food, no food=you get skinny, you get skinny=you get ugly, ugly=no love, no love=no marriage, no marriage=no children, no children=alone, alone=depression, depression=sickness, sickness=death. Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die, amirite?

Logic fail on multiple occasions.

lol, ugly=no love. All those poor ugly people...

How did such a stupid repeat post get on the homepage?

You get skinny=ugly? That's not what I've heard

One test won't affect your grade, you can borrow a pen, and you can retake a class.

Get a new pen.

Have you thought about writing commercials for DISH Network?

I don't need notes.

Skinny doesn't equal ugly.

If you had no food, wouldn't you just die then?

I read the entire thing in an asian accent.

Just because you don't have kids doesn't mean you're going to be alone and depressed...

wow thats really weird logic

Infallible!

why dont u just borrow some1 else's notes?

I was actually diagnosed with depression before becoming ugly skinny and alone, so suck it. And I still have my pen.