congrats Jmayrod! This is like, your first POTD, right? I'm pretty new here...
OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Think madder. Like grey pompon spicy mustard. Yeah, i just went there.
Oh snap son. You know how mad BreakfastFan gets when he's not PotD.
Now this is just a wild theory here, but could Ant and Jmayrod be the same person?
well I was thinking jmayrod is really like 5 or 6 people so I guess Ant could be one of them
I was thinking the same thing. Hmm................
You really think me and jmayrod are the same person? I'm Anthony, and that is it... wait wrong account
Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "jmayrod", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.
side note: jmayrod translates to Anthony
Anthony's just toying with us now. I suggest we mention nothing of the fact that this is jmayrod's 31st POTD, and maybe the madness will cease.
it's not really his 31st is it? It's like his 6th right?
I don't think anyone else commented about me getting this POTD...
I'm... kinda bipolar.
Try 16 polar.
Jmayrod, how dare you do another post that the people who decide on PotD like, I will not stand for it, you are a bad person and must be punished for doing absolutely nothing wrong.
How does Anthony's cum taste?
If you were wondering, it tastes like unicorn milk-chocolate, God's urine, and sperm capable of conceiving a Roman emperor.
And yes, I know this for a FACT.
Fuck you, my oven done blown up
My God what have you done... that recipe was more coveted than a KFC recipe in Alabama, and now it's for the whole world to see. What have you done...
HAHAHAHAHAH INGREDIANTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS SPELLED WRONG
A little chickory perks the taste of baked sperm. It's a good thing.
I feel like you're actually describing Lady Gaga's latest fragrance.
Anthony is obviously doing it on purpose now haha.
Not one of these comments is related to the post.
Including this one.
That first one is.
Oh, surprise, surprise jmayrod has yet ANOTHER PoTD slow clapping
Wow, you are just jealous, because this is a high quality post. I mean it's totally original, it reverses gender stereotypes in a creative way one wouldn't expect, plus it is super funny and deserves POTD.
I'm not jealous(srsly, who would get jealous at a user on a website), I just find it strange/unfair that five of this guy's mediocre posts have been POTD when I've seen better/funnier/more thought-provoking posts in the Just In page. Also, to top it off, the guy's a complete asshole who brags about his POTDs on his About Me and asked Anthony if he could have a POTD. Now if this is some prank or joke by Anthony like Cassowary said, then I'm just falling for it, but I think that it's unfair that jmayrod's posts get POTD every other day. (End Essay)
I'm sorry for getting a POTD. that was very stupid of me. I'll try harder to make bad posts next time
wait, your posts are supposed to be good?
is ashamed cuz she missed the '/sarcasm' and wrote a whole paragraph for nothing sorry for going all... Like that on you :$
You should be ashamed
(Courage_Wolf):I am :'(
LOL. Jmayrod, you're going to get a loooot of hate for this.
Still, I think it's actually quite a good post.
A loot of hate? Like he's going to steal our hate? Cool man.
Our hate is his prized booty. Fucking pirate.
I'm glad I'm the one he decided to "Fuck with"... wait that's not right
luck of the draw?
OMG, with all that sucking you're doing, you'll soon put Hoover brand vacuums out of business.
I don't care what you guys say, this is an awesome post. Let's tone down our egos just a little bit...
well he has suggested his posts to anthony for POTD
he should just let anthony pick a post rather than trying to influence his decision
Who cares. If it worked then good for him... There is no rule against asking for POTD.
it's like one of those unwritten rules
I can't BELIEVE he got POTD again. this is seriously depressing. I'm going to DIE and come back and die again, then I'll go poor from all the money I'm spending on my overpaid ex-barber-then-butcher-then-blacksmith-then-buddhist-monk-now-therapist, fall of the edge of the earth and land on the dark side if the sun, and my family and all its descendents will be cursed until stanley yelnats the 4th carries hector zoroni up the mountain while singing and then eat onions together. All because of this injustice.
Or you can say, "Dang" and just accept this x]
I do accept it. i really couldn't care less. i was trying to show how silly people are, complaining about the obvious and unchangeable. :)
haha I know... I was making a joke! x] Sorry sarcasm is bad over text :p
it's okay, I wasn't sure :P
Ask your mom.
Ask your dad
He's with Anthony right now.
Trust me when I say... he's not!
Oh so there's a pecking order? My dad lied to me.
No, we're eating french toast at waffle house and there's a jelly polar bear staring at us eating talking rice
That's my mom. I think she's jealous.
Wait, if that's your mom, then who's under the TABLE
@1037909 (KickAss): you didn't know. but I really was with anthony... under the table
Oh mann, how come you guys didn't invite me to join you? I'm always left out of the loop :/
Anyone could cum
Don't give me that bullshit! Using clever puns to cover up deliberately leaving me out, besides I did "cum", but I musta been slightly late because everyone was gone!
fine. we're right behind you
O.O Oh Jrod, you're sooo naughtyyy covers up mouth and teehees
I needed a kickass... and you
You needed kick-ass sex or you needed kick ass-sex?
I salute you man.
No it's earlobes
You should probably head to the patent office soon so no one can claim the rights to your completely original theory.
Your theory is correct.
Oh shit. I think this is the 5th POTD he's had...
Don't your lips ever get sore from bj's?
... Black Jesus?
(Chauncy Pickles): Of course.
LOL, there's one way of looking at it.
Does anyone else think that jmayrod is actually Anthony?
Or am I just a psycho conspiracy theorist....
I'm just the admin of this site! I don't have two separate accounts. I'm Anthony, and that's it! ... crap wrong account
Looks like somebody's been pleasing Anthony... a lot.
LMAO LOl <-- just following the trend
Congrats on another POTD, you have yet to fail to make me laugh.
Hmm. All of these sour grapes could be sold on Ebay.
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW THE POTD UP!! DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?
It's difficult to believe you were born with a vagina.
IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!
You're all little brats for complaining so damn much. Grow up.
U r a big brt becuz u r compning abut uis complaning s ha
I was joking, I don't actually type like that :(
Is there anything special about this dude? or does Ant just like his posts a lot?
I see what's going on. -polarthebear
and that is why the amirite community loves you.
Are you sure we love him?
I feel that I am sufficiently representative of the amirite community, and I love his socks off.
I'm not a huge fan.
Maybe you're just doing it wrong.
That's always a possibility.
I have nothing to comment but don't want to break this chain.
You piss on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise, amirite?
Some guy broke our combo, so I deleted the comment he was replying to, and made this one.
There shall be none of that here.
Way to go.
May we keep going forever until we run out.
Yes, I think we should
Grilled_cheesus decided she wants to be in on this.
(): whoa, how did you guys get your names like that?
(C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!): Fuck. You.
(C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!): Jerk
(C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!): Curse you. Curse you in the face.
It seems like all the anonymous users commenting are the same person....
Is there a reason you keep doing this? Last time jmayrod had a POTD, which was like 6 out of the past 7 days, I saw this once and just had to reply, to see the smiley made out of your username in parentheses. Lol
Ugh, hate that DX
sorry i'm not bi, or gay
I can change that
i love scat
i loves cat. ...Why does cat leaves me?
sorry, i kill homo's thats why in 2012 justin bieber will get shot
wait how did he post this on January 28 and its PoTD now? isn't it supposed to take like a month?
oh i thought it went to like the bottom of a list or something
Ok guys. I highly doubt Anthony chose this post to be POTD by thinking it will fuck with our minds and make us mad. I'm sure he chose it simply because of the content of the post itself. So who cares if it's the OP's millionth POTD. Get over it
Anthony is a human being too, thus he must follow his innate need to do shit for teh lulz.
If we stopped freaking out about it, jmayrod would stop getting PoTD. Srsly.
I love it, makes me feel useful... Or at least it would if I had one, but I'm sure I wouldn't mind, but that's the way I am, I'd do anything for my girl... If I had one =(
i no way'd because you already got too many posts of the day. I mean srsly! give someone else a chance!
Everyone else has a chance, it's on the "Post Yours" page.
Of course, because he decided this is going to be post of the day.