+370 Blondes: you hate having to pretend to be dumb in order to hide knowledge that mankind can't handle yet, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know! I want to tell all my friends about this machine in my kitchen that heats my leftovers up really REALLY fast but their heads would probably explode if they knew about it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ikr? gosh i wish i was born 13455 years later when they could handle it, but we all know the quantum wheel power drive in the time machine uses to much cellar power to be safe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel the same way about the terrible secrets about souls I'm not allowed to share.

by Anonymous 13 years ago