+278 If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cuz he's not a sparkling fag vampire. That's why.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's not a cigarette.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Suck a Dick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eternal combover is not a good fate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago