+371 Cellphones should have a C4 chip in them that can be remotely detonated if your phone gets stolen. Thereby blowing up the phone and causing severe injury to the ****er that stole it, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Asteriskasteriskasteriskasterisk-er

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's called an IED

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or a tracking chip so you could get it back

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't want some hacker setting it off while I still have it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That sounds like an idea that couldn't possibly go wrong.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you wanna know whats wrong with this idea? its stupid. im all for revenge, but thats really harsh for someone who took a cell phone. plus what if you only THINK its stolen and someone just accidentally took it with them? then you severely injure them. do i need to go on with more reasons this idea's fucking stupid?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can just imagine how that would play out... While riding the subway to work, school, etc, a person's cell phone falls out of their pocket. As luck would have it, they bumped in to a particularily shady looking character on the way in, and felt an overall uneasy feeling upon contact. Upon arrival, they discover their phone missing, and remembering their encounter, dentonate their phone, which was still sitting on the Subway car. Later that day, as they head home to relax, they discover the subway boarded off, and police officers swarming all around. Arriving home later they turn on the T.V, only to read the headline "Subway Bombings: Is our nation under attack?" Shocked by the horrible news, they go to tell their friends and relatives about the chaos occuring near them, only to remember that they lost their phone, and later dentonated it. Upon remembering this, the realization hits them: They were the one who bombed the subway, causing a national threat to be declared.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Booo censorship.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It depends on who picks it up. If it were a nice stranger who is returning my phone when I dropped it or something, I wouldnt want that to happen. If it was someone who I dislike who took it for their own greedy needs...:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you try it out and tell us how it goes..stealing sends you to jail for a few years..blowing someone up with c4 is most likely life sentence

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It should also automatically go off if it rings during a movie

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you're stupid

by Anonymous 14 years ago

To be clear, I had my 5 grand phone stolen on friday. Thinking I'd dropped it, I phoned it off my brothers phone. The fucker answered and when asked if I could get my phone back, laughed and said "it's mine now bitch and hung up." And for the record Im not talking about turning phones into nuclear bombing devices, or even discussing it as a realistic idea so would everyone calm the down.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who spends five grand on a phone?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I live in South Africa, so thats 5000 Rand. Which is like $715

by Anonymous 14 years ago