Well, the solution is obvious - don't ask.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If she is, you're NOT screwed. Kinda the point ;p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That would be a really awkward facial expression if you made it in real life...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It would, but most of my facial expressions are awkward in real life so this doesn't bother me... ;p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

;(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I make this face often. But not as regularly as this one: ;|

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Apathetically sexual? Story of my life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, I'm mainly apathetically sexual. Sometimes, I can be sexually surprised: ;O ...no, wait. That's just a sex face.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

C=;O Sex in a chef's hat.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've done that before ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Q: How many women on PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How come?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(My name is optional): Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find and change the lightbulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THAT THE STUPID $#@!*^&% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS............................

by Anonymous 14 years ago

On your period there mate?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(My name is optional): Fck you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think that @1017717 (My name is optional): i think that was the point haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't know about other guys but i don't give a shit about periods unless it is social studies

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Double edged sword does not mean a lose lose situation. It refers to something that, while advantageous to you, also has a very good chance of hurting you as well. As you have just stated, there are no advantages to asking a woman if she's on her period. /grammarnazi

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're not so much a grammar nazi in this instance, you're just telling OP they need to know what words mean before they decide to use them. You're acting like a thesaurus, one of the most prized dinosaurs alive!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, why thank you! Always nice to be appreciated!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are most welcome! Oh, I always end up appreciating those that fight for the rights of the language--it's a dull day indeed if I have not appreciated a dinosaur or a Grammar Nazi at least once...

by Anonymous 14 years ago