Asking a girl if she's on her period is sort of a double edged sword. If she isn't, she'll be offended and assume the worst. If she is... Well, you're screwed, amirite?
(My name is optional): Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find and change the lightbulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THAT THE STUPID $#@!*&% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS............................
Double edged sword does not mean a lose lose situation. It refers to something that, while advantageous to you, also has a very good chance of hurting you as well. As you have just stated, there are no advantages to asking a woman if she's on her period.
You are most welcome! Oh, I always end up appreciating those that fight for the rights of the language--it's a dull day indeed if I have not appreciated a dinosaur or a Grammar Nazi at least once...
Well, the solution is obvious - don't ask.
If she is, you're NOT screwed. Kinda the point ;p
That would be a really awkward facial expression if you made it in real life...
It would, but most of my facial expressions are awkward in real life so this doesn't bother me... ;p
;(
I make this face often. But not as regularly as this one: ;|
Apathetically sexual?
Story of my life.
Yeah, I'm mainly apathetically sexual. Sometimes, I can be sexually surprised: ;O
...no, wait. That's just a sex face.
C=;O
Sex in a chef's hat.
I've done that before ;)
Q: How many women on PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One
How come?
(My name is optional): Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find and change the lightbulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THAT THE STUPID $#@!*&% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS............................
hah nice one :P
On your period there mate?
(My name is optional): Fck you.
i think that @1017717 (My name is optional): i think that was the point haha
Double edged sword does not mean a lose lose situation. It refers to something that, while advantageous to you, also has a very good chance of hurting you as well. As you have just stated, there are no advantages to asking a woman if she's on her period.
/grammarnazi
You're not so much a grammar nazi in this instance, you're just telling OP they need to know what words mean before they decide to use them.
You're acting like a thesaurus, one of the most prized dinosaurs alive!
Oh, why thank you! Always nice to be appreciated!
You are most welcome! Oh, I always end up appreciating those that fight for the rights of the language--it's a dull day indeed if I have not appreciated a dinosaur or a Grammar Nazi at least once...
i don't know about other guys but i don't give a shit about periods unless it is social studies