+207 The early bird... feels terrible after a late night of partying, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have the sudden urge to get a bird sloshed tonight.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

....do it!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm gonna need a box, a stick, a string, some Smirnoff and an unsuspecting duck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You..don't have all that already? *sigh* Amateurs. I mean um, yeah good luck!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not so early anymore, Bird.

by Anonymous 12 years ago