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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Looks like a few people agree with you.
http://www.amirite.net/482526
(>_>): Looks like I'm not the only one who reads sickipedia ;)
or watches movies >.>
(>_>): http://www.amirite.net/index.ph...e+crime+is+for
Haha
Does anybody besides me know that the "bulletproof glass" from his State of the Union Address was actually a high-tech teleprompter that looks like glass from behind and shows his speech on his side?
yea you pretty much are
If you look at the original question this comment doesn't actually make sense.
I'm going to vote it up anyways.
Wow, I guess I really wasn't thinking straight because only after looking at the original post and back to my post several times did finally realize that what I actually meant was, "Ya, you pretty much are the only person who knows that." Oh well. I don't know about you guys, but I had a pretty good laugh over it.
mindfucked?
sorry, I don't get it how it works. Can you explain again?
that's what I thought it was... but only because in SpyKids 2 the president was reading a speech off it... >.<
Weird how he's God's representative on Earth but they put him behind bulletproof glass, huh?
Nothing shows your faith in god like 4 inches of bulletproof glass
faith in god=/= faith in god's children
this should be follow-up post
Actually have you heard the joke about the man who fell out of his boat? While he was floating there a man with a boat came by and said, "Hey man, come join me." But the man replied, "No I'm a Christian and I know my God will save me." Then a while later a rescue team came by and they told the man to get on, but the man refused and told them the same thing. Finally a third person asks him to join him and the man yet again refused. The man obviously dies and goes to Heaven and asks Jesus, "Why didn't you rescue me?" And Jesus retorted, "I sent you three people to rescue you... what'd you expect?" Moral of the story is, God helps those who help themselves!
also the bible says not to test Jesus or God
Test them at maths, they will fail
Does he say that? Not really a fan of his show....
Where do you get the idea that Christians should be far-left fiscally? The Bible commands us to give to the poor, help widows and orphans in their distress, etc. It does not in any way endorse the government forcibly taking money from people to distribute it as they see fit. We sponsor a child in Africa, we tithe 10% of our income to our church because they have numerous outreach programs for the homeless, etc. But the higher my taxes, the less capable I am of giving to private charities (we are in no way rich - some might call us poor). The government is the most inifficient entity on the planet - sure there are people on welfare who need the money, but there are probably equally as many people who do not need the money and are scamming the government because they're lazy & don't feel like working. It's much harder to scam a private charity because the people responsible for distributing the funds are capable of looking into each applicant thoroughly.
cool story bro
You mean right (because they're conservative)? And if so, I think most people get Republicans and Christians mixed up. Just because Bush used his religion and endorsement of the Church to get into power, everyone sees Christians as Republicans... but really it's politicians who are giving Christians a bad name, because they are just saying they are, to get people's support. There are a lot of things Bill O'Reilly does that pisses me off, because what he says is in support of the republican party, but he uses "The Bible" to do so, but it's for only the thing that he wants. For example, he talks about gay marriage being bad and abortion and such, but then again goes to say prisoners should be killed, when in the Bible it tells you to forgive your enemy and other things that I need more space to write. But I'm not really sure. I was dabbling a little bit? Does that make sense though?
I'm the same way, but Republicans only use it to get support, not because they actually believe it. Because things like health care, education, and other things that Obama has been trying to improve are actually GOOD. Regardless of his religion. Personally I realize how muddy things get when you mix politics and religion, so I say that separation of Church and State is def a good thing and people should stop putting pressure on the government to uphold "good morals"
I read that with Jaden Smith's voice. I think I'll go watch Pursue Of Happyness now.
That's a good film!
It's a great film!
You just ruined that part in AC Brotherhood. I've had the game for month, just now started playing it. You bastard. -.- lol
lol, you ass
That's from the second one not the third
Ach, isn't obvious that I haven't finished that one, either?
I REALLY do not condone racist jokes, but I find this funny. I'm sure Obama will understand!
This is from a comedian -.-
Almost every joke on here is stolen from somewhere.
I thought the glass was so he could have a teleprompter in every direction
http://www.amirite.net/326335
This was worded much better though.
Haha this is hilarious.
Ahaha you betch'ya! That negro Obama stole that presidency from my bff Hilary!
Homepaged in five minutes!!
Weak. Try harder next time.
that's what she said
I would vote this up, but the current score is +69 and I don't want to ruin it.
Same.
Mediocre at best.
also what she said
This is gold!
Where did you find a list of amirite? emoticons?
Oh, I remember that.
Those are the ones I know.
Also, if you mouseover an emoticon, it'll give you what you need to write.
u mad?
And that reminds me of how my mother reacted when she saw your dick:
, then 
, and then 
.
You have made me extremely sad.
On the touch screen mode (and possibly the normal mobile mode), it only shows the text, and not the actual emoticons. For example, I wold read the lolwut emoticons as just (.lolwut) without the dot.
Wow, I feel like such an idiot. It took me forever to figure out all the codes. D:
I loved your comment so I could keep it as a list of emoticons when I need them.
Thank you. :D
cool story bro x10
"use them"
dang! I just got my iPad so it keeps login me in and out! I WANT THOSE LOVES!!!
You are a sad little man if you care that much about some numbers on the internet.
'sad little man' reminded me of Toystory <3 lol
Well quoted from Frankie Boyle.
I couldn't remember his name, Thank you!
pen15
Pen15? What happened to pens 1-14?
Theyre in Pen Island.
dude its so he doesnt get shot and plus it isnt funny get better jokes man!
1723 people disagree with you
inb4 giant comment war that says "NO OBAMA'S HEATHCARE PLAN LOLOLOL GAYYY SHOOT LOL"
I do not wish for Barack Obama's health care plan to take effect. Ha, I think he should be assassinated.
Yeah. Every time I don't agree with someone, I wish death upon them, too.
oh geepers, here comes the giant squids of anger
DFTBA!
People on amirite lack reading comprehension. What caleb said is clearly sarcasm if you look at what he's replying to.
Your mom didn't lack comprehension... last night!
Since when do silly racist remarks count as jokes? And by the way, he isnt so "black". He is just as much white as he is black. Lets not forget that.
Which half is black? Hopefully, for Michelle, it's the lower half.
I was just gonna say "He's black where it counts
" :/
beat me to it.
OMFG THE INTERNETZ OFFENDED SOMEONE SOMEONE CALL TEH SIBERPOLICE
I'm not offended.
U mad.
If someone made a joke about a white person would you consider that racism? if someone made a joke about me being white in a racist but completely obvious joking way, I couldn't care less.
A racist joke, is still a racist joke, no matter what race it is about. And no racist jokes are funny in my opinion.
Well then I guess this Isn't the place for you Is It?
Actually it is. I like this site.
Yet you complain about racism? If you enjoy the website then don't complain about the content you may see. There may some racism, so what? People are allowed to express their veiws, hence the name Amirite. Don't agree? Then vote down.
Um..... no. I was new to amirite yesterday, I understand that it was a joke. I still do not think it was funny, but I have no complaints and I'm not offended. These comments are soooooooooooo yesterday. I get it, got it?
The ending was a bit sassy, but yes I get what you are saying.
yeah a joke that shouldn't be taken seriously. If you can't understand that this is a WEBSITE not to be taken literally or to be politically correct, you should not be here. There are some jokes that can be offensive on here, yes, but out of all of them you decide to attack one that is not offensive and clearly a joke?
Okay, this was like the first post I saw the first time I came to this site, and I didnt know what it was. I get it now. These comments are so yesterday. Forreal. Stop picking on me.
dude...stfu and leave then.
UM, no. I'm not trolling or anything, I just didnt understand the website at first. I still don't think the joke was funny, but It's not like im offended by it. I'm over it. These comments are soooo yesterday, leave me alone, thannnnnks
(FingerLegs.): " I noticed you're new. Kindly take your racism and oversensitivity elsewhere." <---- Where was your brain when you typed that? First of all, being "new" has nothing to do with being racist and over sensitive. And I'm not being racist at all. The joke was racist, and I was standing up for what I believe in, even though I do not even like Obama. Yeahh okayyy bye
At least you got the reply button down.
By new they probably meant that this site is not for those who get offended easily because it has lots of racist/sexist jokes that should just be taken as jokes. nothing more.
OKay, no, I think amirite is a cool site. But racist jokes are not funny under any circumstance in my opinion. nothing more.
Ok but they're on here a lot, so get over it.
You know what, I did get over it. Forreal, my comments are from yesterday... Like this is so yesterday. I like amirite, and I have no complaints, chilllll
Exactly, No one cares.
Where's polarthebear to send this kid the wiki definition for joke?
Ha,
Maybe it's so that people don't shoot him?
"jokes" category. dont be a dumbass
Hm... Nah, that's definitely not it.
OH REALLY?! :O ...I never figured...
Dude...you're a genius. Seriously. Someone needs to put you on Oprah because you my friend have a special gift.
How long did it take you to come up with that?
thanks :)
You are sincerely welcome. I wish there were more of you in this world. Will you marry me so we can have genius babies?
Well but is it really safe to meet people online?
why is your smiley face covering his eyes? is he scared of osama behind the glass?
osama and obama are different people...
This whole conversation is filled with such intellectual people who understand sarcasm.
err okay
@1023579 (Anonymous): IT'S A SMILEY FACE COVERING IT'S EYES?! What?! I had totally thought it was hands praying with like a holy bell with a glow to it or something in it's hand. Wow, aren't I brilliant?