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Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?

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Does anybody besides me know that the "bulletproof glass" from his State of the Union Address was actually a high-tech teleprompter that looks like glass from behind and shows his speech on his side?

@MIDNIGHTANGEL yea you pretty much are

If you look at the original question this comment doesn't actually make sense.

Anonymous +7Reply
@MIDNIGHTANGEL yea you pretty much are

I'm going to vote it up anyways.

Anonymous +1Reply
@MIDNIGHTANGEL yea you pretty much are

Wow, I guess I really wasn't thinking straight because only after looking at the original post and back to my post several times did finally realize that what I actually meant was, "Ya, you pretty much are the only person who knows that." Oh well. I don't know about you guys, but I had a pretty good laugh over it.

MIDNIGHTANGELs avatar MIDNIGHTANGEL Yeah You Are +1Reply
@adw528 Does anybody besides me know that the "bulletproof glass" from his State of the Union Address was actually a...

that's what I thought it was... but only because in SpyKids 2 the president was reading a speech off it... >.<

omnomnoms avatar omnomnom Yeah You Are 0Reply
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@1006297

Weird how he's God's representative on Earth but they put him behind bulletproof glass, huh?

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +63Reply
@BreakfastFan Weird how he's God's representative on Earth but they put him behind bulletproof glass, huh?

Actually have you heard the joke about the man who fell out of his boat? While he was floating there a man with a boat came by and said, "Hey man, come join me." But the man replied, "No I'm a Christian and I know my God will save me." Then a while later a rescue team came by and they told the man to get on, but the man refused and told them the same thing. Finally a third person asks him to join him and the man yet again refused. The man obviously dies and goes to Heaven and asks Jesus, "Why didn't you rescue me?" And Jesus retorted, "I sent you three people to rescue you... what'd you expect?" Moral of the story is, God helps those who help themselves!

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@1072774

Does he say that? Not really a fan of his show....

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@1073441

Where do you get the idea that Christians should be far-left fiscally? The Bible commands us to give to the poor, help widows and orphans in their distress, etc. It does not in any way endorse the government forcibly taking money from people to distribute it as they see fit. We sponsor a child in Africa, we tithe 10% of our income to our church because they have numerous outreach programs for the homeless, etc. But the higher my taxes, the less capable I am of giving to private charities (we are in no way rich - some might call us poor). The government is the most inifficient entity on the planet - sure there are people on welfare who need the money, but there are probably equally as many people who do not need the money and are scamming the government because they're lazy & don't feel like working. It's much harder to scam a private charity because the people responsible for distributing the funds are capable of looking into each applicant thoroughly.

@1073441

You mean right (because they're conservative)? And if so, I think most people get Republicans and Christians mixed up. Just because Bush used his religion and endorsement of the Church to get into power, everyone sees Christians as Republicans... but really it's politicians who are giving Christians a bad name, because they are just saying they are, to get people's support. There are a lot of things Bill O'Reilly does that pisses me off, because what he says is in support of the republican party, but he uses "The Bible" to do so, but it's for only the thing that he wants. For example, he talks about gay marriage being bad and abortion and such, but then again goes to say prisoners should be killed, when in the Bible it tells you to forgive your enemy and other things that I need more space to write. But I'm not really sure. I was dabbling a little bit? Does that make sense though?

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@1075072

I'm the same way, but Republicans only use it to get support, not because they actually believe it. Because things like health care, education, and other things that Obama has been trying to improve are actually GOOD. Regardless of his religion. Personally I realize how muddy things get when you mix politics and religion, so I say that separation of Church and State is def a good thing and people should stop putting pressure on the government to uphold "good morals"

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@1006319

You just ruined that part in AC Brotherhood. I've had the game for month, just now started playing it. You bastard. -.- lol

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I REALLY do not condone racist jokes, but I find this funny. I'm sure Obama will understand!

This is from a comedian -.-

Anonymous +6Reply
@This is from a comedian -.-

Almost every joke on here is stolen from somewhere.

acisseJs avatar acisseJ Yeah You Are +61Reply

I thought the glass was so he could have a teleprompter in every direction

duckshirts avatar duckshirt Yeah You Are +5Reply

Haha this is hilarious.

dzukacs avatar dzukac Yeah You Are +4Reply

Ahaha you betch'ya! That negro Obama stole that presidency from my bff Hilary!

Homepaged in five minutes!!

Anonymous +2Reply
@Homepaged in five minutes!!

Weak. Try harder next time.

acisseJs avatar acisseJ Yeah You Are +34Reply
@Ross that's what she said

I would vote this up, but the current score is +69 and I don't want to ruin it.

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_RUMBLEROAR_s avatar _RUMBLEROAR_ Yeah You Are +4Reply
Anonymous +41Reply

This is gold!

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@stoneonthewater

Where did you find a list of amirite? emoticons?

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@1072245

Oh, I remember that.
lolwut smilie
hello smilie
n smilie
y smilie
l smilie
goo smilie
ono smilie
d smilie
Those are the ones I know.
Also, if you mouseover an emoticon, it'll give you what you need to write.

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@1072795

And that reminds me of how my mother reacted when she saw your dick: hmm smilie, then hehe smilie, and then ono smilie.

@1072279

You have made me extremely sad.

@1072279

smirk smilie! Yeah, I've yet to learn them all.

@Palindromes_Are_Fun Oh, I remember that. Those are the ones I know. Also, if you...

On the touch screen mode (and possibly the normal mobile mode), it only shows the text, and not the actual emoticons. For example, I wold read the lolwut emoticons as just (.lolwut) without the dot.

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Palindromes_Are_Fun Oh, I remember that. Those are the ones I know. Also, if you...

Wow, I feel like such an idiot. It took me forever to figure out all the codes. D:

stoneonthewaters avatar stoneonthewater Yeah You Are +4Reply
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@1072269

I loved your comment so I could keep it as a list of emoticons when I need them.
Thank you. :D

@1072245

cool story bro x10

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are -4Reply
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@1073734

"use them"
yum smiliehello smilie
h smilie

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@1072209

dang! I just got my iPad so it keeps login me in and out! I WANT THOSE LOVES!!!

@Im_so_bored_so_bye dang! I just got my iPad so it keeps login me in and out! I WANT THOSE LOVES!!!

You are a sad little man if you care that much about some numbers on the internet.

Anonymous +7Reply

Well quoted from Frankie Boyle.

Anonymous 0Reply
@Well quoted from Frankie Boyle.

I couldn't remember his name, Thank you!

pen15

Anonymous -19Reply
@pen15

Pen15? What happened to pens 1-14?

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marianababas avatar marianababa Yeah You Are +4Reply

dude its so he doesnt get shot and plus it isnt funny get better jokes man!

inb4 giant comment war that says "NO OBAMA'S HEATHCARE PLAN LOLOLOL GAYYY SHOOT LOL"

Anonymous -24Reply
@inb4 giant comment war that says "NO OBAMA'S HEATHCARE PLAN LOLOLOL GAYYY SHOOT LOL"

I do not wish for Barack Obama's health care plan to take effect. Ha, I think he should be assassinated.

calebs avatar caleb Yeah You Are -36Reply

Since when do silly racist remarks count as jokes? And by the way, he isnt so "black". He is just as much white as he is black. Lets not forget that.

zanewows avatar zanewow No Way -39Reply
@DanielJames Which half is black? Hopefully, for Michelle, it's the lower half.

I was just gonna say "He's black where it counts hello smilie" :/
beat me to it.

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +19Reply
@zanewow Since when do silly racist remarks count as jokes? And by the way, he isnt so "black". He is just as much white as...

If someone made a joke about a white person would you consider that racism? if someone made a joke about me being white in a racist but completely obvious joking way, I couldn't care less.

Anonymous +11Reply
@If someone made a joke about a white person would you consider that racism? if someone made a joke about me being...

A racist joke, is still a racist joke, no matter what race it is about. And no racist jokes are funny in my opinion.

@zanewow Actually it is. I like this site.

Yet you complain about racism? If you enjoy the website then don't complain about the content you may see. There may some racism, so what? People are allowed to express their veiws, hence the name Amirite. Don't agree? Then vote down.

@WolfeDeWary Yet you complain about racism? If you enjoy the website then don't complain about the content you may see. There...

Um..... no. I was new to amirite yesterday, I understand that it was a joke. I still do not think it was funny, but I have no complaints and I'm not offended. These comments are soooooooooooo yesterday. I get it, got it?

@zanewow A racist joke, is still a racist joke, no matter what race it is about. And no racist jokes are funny in my opinion.

yeah a joke that shouldn't be taken seriously. If you can't understand that this is a WEBSITE not to be taken literally or to be politically correct, you should not be here. There are some jokes that can be offensive on here, yes, but out of all of them you decide to attack one that is not offensive and clearly a joke?

Anonymous +5Reply
@yeah a joke that shouldn't be taken seriously. If you can't understand that this is a WEBSITE not to be taken...

Okay, this was like the first post I saw the first time I came to this site, and I didnt know what it was. I get it now. These comments are so yesterday. Forreal. Stop picking on me.

@dude...stfu and leave then.

UM, no. I'm not trolling or anything, I just didnt understand the website at first. I still don't think the joke was funny, but It's not like im offended by it. I'm over it. These comments are soooo yesterday, leave me alone, thannnnnks

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@1072760

(FingerLegs.): " I noticed you're new. Kindly take your racism and oversensitivity elsewhere." <---- Where was your brain when you typed that? First of all, being "new" has nothing to do with being racist and over sensitive. And I'm not being racist at all. The joke was racist, and I was standing up for what I believe in, even though I do not even like Obama. Yeahh okayyy bye

zanewows avatar zanewow No Way -21Reply
@zanewow (FingerLegs.): " I noticed you're new. Kindly take your racism and oversensitivity elsewhere." <---- Where was your...

At least you got the reply button down.
By new they probably meant that this site is not for those who get offended easily because it has lots of racist/sexist jokes that should just be taken as jokes. nothing more.

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +9Reply
@528491 At least you got the reply button down. By new they probably meant that this site is not for those who get...

OKay, no, I think amirite is a cool site. But racist jokes are not funny under any circumstance in my opinion. nothing more.

@528491 Ok but they're on here a lot, so get over it.

You know what, I did get over it. Forreal, my comments are from yesterday... Like this is so yesterday. I like amirite, and I have no complaints, chilllll

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@1073733

Exactly, No one cares.

Maybe it's so that people don't shoot him?

Anonymous -107Reply
@Maybe it's so that people don't shoot him?

"jokes" category. dont be a dumbass

TheTall123s avatar TheTall123 Yeah You Are +135Reply
@Maybe it's so that people don't shoot him?

Hm... Nah, that's definitely not it.

acisseJs avatar acisseJ Yeah You Are +86Reply
@Maybe it's so that people don't shoot him?

OH REALLY?! :O ...I never figured...

LaurenZies avatar LaurenZie Yeah You Are +63Reply
@Maybe it's so that people don't shoot him?

Dude...you're a genius. Seriously. Someone needs to put you on Oprah because you my friend have a special gift.
How long did it take you to come up with that?

_RUMBLEROAR_s avatar _RUMBLEROAR_ Yeah You Are +49Reply
@thanks :)

You are sincerely welcome. I wish there were more of you in this world. Will you marry me so we can have genius babies?

_RUMBLEROAR_s avatar _RUMBLEROAR_ Yeah You Are +42Reply
@nadjuh

why is your smiley face covering his eyes? is he scared of osama behind the glass?

Anonymous +49Reply
@why is your smiley face covering his eyes? is he scared of osama behind the glass?

@1023579 (Anonymous): IT'S A SMILEY FACE COVERING IT'S EYES?! What?! I had totally thought it was hands praying with like a holy bell with a glow to it or something in it's hand. Wow, aren't I brilliant?

littlewonders avatar littlewonder Yeah You Are -20Reply
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