+2,433 Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Looks like a few people agree with you. http://www.amirite.net/482526

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(>_>): Looks like I'm not the only one who reads sickipedia ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or watches movies >.>

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(>_>): http://www.amirite.net/index.php?page=search&q=racism+is+a+crime+crime+is+for

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe it's so that people don't shoot him?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"jokes" category. dont be a dumbass

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OH REALLY?! :O ...I never figured...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hm... Nah, that's definitely not it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude...you're a genius. Seriously. Someone needs to put you on Oprah because you my friend have a special gift. How long did it take you to come up with that?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thanks :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are sincerely welcome. I wish there were more of you in this world. Will you marry me so we can have genius babies?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well but is it really safe to meet people online?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why is your smiley face covering his eyes? is he scared of osama behind the glass?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1023579 (Anonymous): IT'S A SMILEY FACE COVERING IT'S EYES?! What?! I had totally thought it was hands praying with like a holy bell with a glow to it or something in it's hand. Wow, aren't I brilliant?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

osama and obama are different people...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This whole conversation is filled with such intellectual people who understand sarcasm.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

err okay

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Homepaged in five minutes!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Weak. Try harder next time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that's what she said

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would vote this up, but the current score is +69 and I don't want to ruin it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Same.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mediocre at best.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

also what she said

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is from a comedian -.-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Almost every joke on here is stolen from somewhere.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

inb4 giant comment war that says "NO OBAMA'S HEATHCARE PLAN LOLOLOL GAYYY SHOOT LOL"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I do not wish for Barack Obama's health care plan to take effect. Ha, I think he should be assassinated.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh geepers, here comes the giant squids of anger

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DFTBA!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah. Every time I don't agree with someone, I wish death upon them, too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People on amirite lack reading comprehension. What caleb said is clearly sarcasm if you look at what he's replying to.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your mom didn't lack comprehension... last night!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Does anybody besides me know that the "bulletproof glass" from his State of the Union Address was actually a high-tech teleprompter that looks like glass from behind and shows his speech on his side?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yea you pretty much are

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you look at the original question this comment doesn't actually make sense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm going to vote it up anyways.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow, I guess I really wasn't thinking straight because only after looking at the original post and back to my post several times did finally realize that what I actually meant was, "Ya, you pretty much are the only person who knows that." Oh well. I don't know about you guys, but I had a pretty good laugh over it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

mindfucked? sorry, I don't get it how it works. Can you explain again?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that's what I thought it was... but only because in SpyKids 2 the president was reading a speech off it... >.<

by Anonymous 14 years ago

pen15

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pen15? What happened to pens 1-14?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Theyre in Pen Island.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought the glass was so he could have a teleprompter in every direction

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Since when do silly racist remarks count as jokes? And by the way, he isnt so "black". He is just as much white as he is black. Lets not forget that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Which half is black? Hopefully, for Michelle, it's the lower half.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was just gonna say "He's black where it counts hello" :/ beat me to it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMFG THE INTERNETZ OFFENDED SOMEONE SOMEONE CALL TEH SIBERPOLICE

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not offended.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

U mad.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If someone made a joke about a white person would you consider that racism? if someone made a joke about me being white in a racist but completely obvious joking way, I couldn't care less.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A racist joke, is still a racist joke, no matter what race it is about. And no racist jokes are funny in my opinion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well then I guess this Isn't the place for you Is It?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually it is. I like this site.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yet you complain about racism? If you enjoy the website then don't complain about the content you may see. There may some racism, so what? People are allowed to express their veiws, hence the name Amirite. Don't agree? Then vote down.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Um..... no. I was new to amirite yesterday, I understand that it was a joke. I still do not think it was funny, but I have no complaints and I'm not offended. These comments are soooooooooooo yesterday. I get it, got it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The ending was a bit sassy, but yes I get what you are saying.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah a joke that shouldn't be taken seriously. If you can't understand that this is a WEBSITE not to be taken literally or to be politically correct, you should not be here. There are some jokes that can be offensive on here, yes, but out of all of them you decide to attack one that is not offensive and clearly a joke?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay, this was like the first post I saw the first time I came to this site, and I didnt know what it was. I get it now. These comments are so yesterday. Forreal. Stop picking on me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dude...stfu and leave then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

UM, no. I'm not trolling or anything, I just didnt understand the website at first. I still don't think the joke was funny, but It's not like im offended by it. I'm over it. These comments are soooo yesterday, leave me alone, thannnnnks

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/326335

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This was worded much better though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dude its so he doesnt get shot and plus it isnt funny get better jokes man!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

1723 people disagree with you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha this is hilarious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I REALLY do not condone racist jokes, but I find this funny. I'm sure Obama will understand!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well quoted from Frankie Boyle.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I couldn't remember his name, Thank you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is gold!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahaha you betch'ya! That negro Obama stole that presidency from my bff Hilary!

by Anonymous 14 years ago