+73 Women are like caddies: if they're not holding your wood, they'd better be holding an iron, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Women are like golf balls. The harder you hit them, the quicker they'll get to the police station.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lolwut what do golf balls have to do with it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago