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This must be how it works; Germ #1- "Oooh, look dude, there's food on the ground, lets go." Germ #2- "Nahh, man. It hasn't been 5 seconds yet." Germ #1- "Yeah, you're right. Gotta follow the rules.", amirite?

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I'd say it's more like all the germs are hovering right over the food while the one with a stop watch is going: "Wait for it... wait for it..."

Distinctionss avatar Distinctions Yeah You Are +98Reply
@IamProbablyaNinja POTD

fucking ninjas everywhere!

_____________s avatar _____________ Yeah You Are -8Reply
@_____________ fucking ninjas everywhere!

Maybe you should stop, you might give them an STD. Ninja's may be swift, but herpes will catch up to them ;)

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +39Reply

POTD?

POTD.

The_Chosen_Ones avatar The_Chosen_One Yeah You Are +32Reply

There is a Wiki page for the 5 Second Rule.
Wikipedia never ceases to amaze.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +29Reply

I like that these germs have some manners. Makes a change from some douche bag germs I've seen...

Incorrect semicolon use :D

Anonymous +22Reply

Does this post remind anyone else of that Worm POTD? We're just missing a big fight.

Anonymous +20Reply

Image in content

Anonymous +13Reply

This must be how it works: Germ 1:"Ooh look dude, there's food on the ground, let's go" Germ 2:"HOLY SHIT a talking germ"

giggled :D

Anonymous +11Reply

Indeed, like the other two comments,
POTD.

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@1069713

I love how this comment is just a lie.

Anonymous +19Reply
@ImTheRealShady i love the way you lie

I love how the cake is a lie.

HotKoolAids avatar HotKoolAid Yeah You Are +11Reply
@TheShamWowGuy Your mom loves cake in general.

My mom is dead.

Not really, but hopefully you felt bad for like half of a second.

HotKoolAids avatar HotKoolAid Yeah You Are +3Reply
@1069713

Link or it didn't happen.

Prosopagnosias avatar Prosopagnosia Yeah You Are +16Reply

@ polarthebear (#1069711): what is the most commented?

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@1024767

It's ironic. Check my profile.

@YourStupid *you're

Ahhh, thanks. Musta missed that.

SammiToshLoves avatar SammiToshLove Yeah You Are +10Reply
@SammiToshLove Ahhh, thanks. Musta missed that.

hahas, baiting the Grammar Nazi I see.
gas prices about to skyrocket in here!

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +13Reply
@SammiToshLove Baiting? Gas prices? I see no relevance here, but alright.

o.o...baiting the nazi...tempting the nazi...
gas... relevance to gas chamber
prices..relevance to gas being used
and most importantly:Nazi.
no smilie

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +21Reply

ITs SUPER FUNNY. But you copied the worn one. If only you worded it different...

Anonymous -7Reply

Or maybe....

Germ 1: RUN! THE FOOD'LL CRUSH US!!
runs away
Germ 2: We ran too far! Now it'll take us 5 seconds to eat the food.

Anonymous -15Reply

Not many comments for this POTD...

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@1069711

get it dude. i do shit like that all the time... mr anon needs to quit hating, but you know, bitches gon bitch.

@1069711

You need a fucking life if you actually worked all of that out.

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@1070819

DAMN, what school did you go to? In 1st grade I knew how to count to 20.

@1070819

That isn't first grade maths, that is you taking time out of your life to solve equations. Your life must be so fun.

Anonymous -11Reply
@Oh, like your life is SO much more fun, right?

Much more fun than doing maths in my spare time.

Anonymous -2Reply
@Not many comments for this POTD...

And in related news, new born babies don't do much for five seconds.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +49Reply
@Not many comments for this POTD...

Wow, you're right. Then again, it's been PoTD for about 3 minutes now.

SchrodingersCats avatar SchrodingersCat Yeah You Are +26Reply
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