+3,217 This must be how it works; Germ #1- "Oooh, look dude, there's food on the ground, lets go." Germ #2- "Nahh, man. It hasn't been 5 seconds yet." Germ #1- "Yeah, you're right. Gotta follow the rules.", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

fucking ninjas everywhere!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe you should stop, you might give them an STD. Ninja's may be swift, but herpes will catch up to them ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You always have replies to the first comment on the POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you always have to reply anonymously

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*you're

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahhh, thanks. Musta missed that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahas, baiting the Grammar Nazi I see. gas prices about to skyrocket in here!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Baiting? Gas prices? I see no relevance here, but alright.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

o.o...baiting the nazi...tempting the nazi... gas... relevance to gas chamber prices..relevance to gas being used and most importantly:Nazi. no

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd say it's more like all the germs are hovering right over the food while the one with a stop watch is going: "Wait for it... wait for it..."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.picselate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/5secondrule-e1278184369859.png

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD? POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

giggled :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There is a Wiki page for the 5 Second Rule. Wikipedia never ceases to amaze.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ITs SUPER FUNNY. But you copied the worn one. If only you worded it different...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What's a "worn"?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The POTD about the worms an going out on the sidewalk to die.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Indeed, like the other two comments, POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not many comments for this POTD...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow, you're right. Then again, it's been PoTD for about 3 minutes now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And in related news, new born babies don't do much for five seconds.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAVRZ0rRcEM

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like that these germs have some manners. Makes a change from some douche bag germs I've seen...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's been proven that it takes 45 seconds for a piece of food to aquire germs on the floor, unless ther's saliva on it and pieces of dust and dirt stick on to it. Btw germs don't talk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

neither does lettuce, yet here you are

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Inb4 Wikipedia Joke link

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_rape

by Anonymous 14 years ago

edit your comment to just the wiki link = more lulz

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, you have never lied to me before...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

l

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't wanna say i told you so, but i just did smirk

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You can't prove that germs can't talk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Incorrect semicolon use :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Does this post remind anyone else of that Worm POTD? We're just missing a big fight.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@ polarthebear (#1069711): what is the most commented?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This must be how it works: Germ 1:"Ooh look dude, there's food on the ground, let's go" Germ 2:"HOLY SHIT a talking germ"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or maybe.... Germ 1: RUN! THE FOOD'LL CRUSH US!! *runs away* Germ 2: We ran too far! Now it'll take us 5 seconds to eat the food.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(The Doctor): no.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(The Doctor): That wasn't funny at all you stupid cunt! just...just give up now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(The Doctor): you don't have to be a douche about it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(The Doctor): Of course he did.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(The Doctor): That was probably the least funny comment I've read on amirite. Congrats.

by Anonymous 14 years ago