I'd say it's more like all the germs are hovering right over the food while the one with a stop watch is going: "Wait for it... wait for it..."
fucking ninjas everywhere!
Maybe you should stop, you might give them an STD. Ninja's may be swift, but herpes will catch up to them ;)
You always have replies to the first comment on the POTD.
you always have to reply anonymously
There is a Wiki page for the 5 Second Rule.
Wikipedia never ceases to amaze.
I like that these germs have some manners. Makes a change from some douche bag germs I've seen...
Incorrect semicolon use :D
Does this post remind anyone else of that Worm POTD? We're just missing a big fight.
This must be how it works: Germ 1:"Ooh look dude, there's food on the ground, let's go" Germ 2:"HOLY SHIT a talking germ"
Indeed, like the other two comments,
I love how this comment is just a lie.
i love the way you lie
I love how the cake is a lie.
Your mom loves cake in general.
My mom is dead.
Not really, but hopefully you felt bad for like half of a second.
jeeezus! i felt like a complete ass. hahaha
Link or it didn't happen.
@ polarthebear (#1069711): what is the most commented?
It's ironic. Check my profile.
Ahhh, thanks. Musta missed that.
hahas, baiting the Grammar Nazi I see.
gas prices about to skyrocket in here!
Baiting? Gas prices? I see no relevance here, but alright.
o.o...baiting the nazi...tempting the nazi...
gas... relevance to gas chamber
prices..relevance to gas being used
and most importantly:Nazi.
ITs SUPER FUNNY. But you copied the worn one. If only you worded it different...
What's a "worn"?
The POTD about the worms an going out on the sidewalk to die.
Germ 1: RUN! THE FOOD'LL CRUSH US!!
Germ 2: We ran too far! Now it'll take us 5 seconds to eat the food.
(The Doctor): no.
(The Doctor): That was probably the least funny comment I've read on amirite. Congrats.
(The Doctor): That wasn't funny at all you stupid cunt! just...just give up now.
(The Doctor): you don't have to be a douche about it.
(The Doctor): Of course he did.
Not many comments for this POTD...
get it dude. i do shit like that all the time... mr anon needs to quit hating, but you know, bitches gon bitch.
You need a fucking life if you actually worked all of that out.
DAMN, what school did you go to? In 1st grade I knew how to count to 20.
That isn't first grade maths, that is you taking time out of your life to solve equations. Your life must be so fun.
Oh, like your life is SO much more fun, right?
Much more fun than doing maths in my spare time.
And in related news, new born babies don't do much for five seconds.
Wow, you're right. Then again, it's been PoTD for about 3 minutes now.
It's been proven that it takes 45 seconds for a piece of food to aquire germs on the floor, unless ther's saliva on it and pieces of dust and dirt stick on to it.
Btw germs don't talk.
neither does lettuce, yet here you are
edit your comment to just the wiki link = more lulz
Well, you have never lied to me before...
i don't wanna say i told you so, but i just did
Inb4 Wikipedia Joke link
You can't prove that germs can't talk.