+298 If a salesman asks you if your parents are home, say "Sorry, my dad is busy loading his gun", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if a bible pusher shows up at the door, tell them to come back after you've finished sacrificing the chicken.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If a telemarketer calls and asks for your mom or dad, tell them they're in jail for killing a telemarketer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They always ask if Mr. Christ is there. (They pronounce it like Jesus Christ when it's actually pronounced like kissed with a r in there. ) I usually tell them that he was crucified a long time ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"...And my mom is lifting her 300 pound weights"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean her ass?

by Anonymous 13 years ago