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If a salesman asks you if your parents are home, say "Sorry, my dad is busy loading his gun", amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
And if a bible pusher shows up at the door, tell them to come back after you've finished sacrificing the chicken.
by Anonymous13 years ago
If a telemarketer calls and asks for your mom or dad, tell them they're in jail for killing a telemarketer
by Anonymous13 years ago
They always ask if Mr. Christ is there. (They pronounce it like Jesus Christ when it's actually pronounced like kissed with a r in there. ) I usually tell them that he was crucified a long time ago.
by Anonymous 13 years ago
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