+633 There should be Valentine's Day cards from stalkers. They could say stuff like "I love the way you breathe" or "You look so cute when you sleep" and then as a present you could include a gift card to their favorite store in the exact amount of their favorite item. You would totally buy some and freak out your friends, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Happy Valentines Day. You look adorable in that pink sweater your mother bought you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope you enjoyed that pasta your mom made for you last night :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Your eyes are as pretty as the trunk of your car." "You have incredible bone structure." "Be mine. That wasn't a question." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujauxisY2s8

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Totally sending my friends "I love the way you breathe" cards now. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They actually have ones like that in Hallmark. It was something like "I love laying in your arms and watching you breathe" and I was like .... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You look beautiful from your bedroom window" haha I actually got that one from an AmazingPhil video.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Funny coincidence, my friend has this guy who likes her that's sort of stalking her now. Not like, watching her sleep or anything. Like, when we went to lunch he was sitting where we always sit, and after she said hi to him after this play we were in he continued to follow us, just like, ten feet behind. It's creepy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said like about five billion times right there ^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds like my friend, except, she's the stalker xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend and I make creeper valentine's day cards every year!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was instantly reminded of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk8egz_yXL0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Edward Cullen needs to get one of those "Your very scent is intoxicating You look beautiful while you sleep And I really want to drink your blood Be mine"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, don't close your blinds, I have a great view."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I actually saw this as a post (and I forget who posted it), but I thought it would fit: "You stole my heart... But that's okay, I have another one at home in the fridge."

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