+266 If sperm could make your car run at 80 MPG, everybody would turn in to autophilliacs, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That would be cool if you could cum by the gallon.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If by awesome you mean penis ripping testicle emptying-ly horrible, then yes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I meant that as in, people don't have the capability to make their cars run by that method.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That would be like a mile a jizz.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If 3 billion men jizz 1 tablespoon once per day, you'd have 11.7 million gallons of semen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it wouldn't quite be 3 billion because it'd be somewhat inappropriate/unethical to get it from babies and little kids

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You mean, impossible?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well I clearly don't know much about little boy's sex organs

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was rounding. There are about 3.4 billion men on earth.

by Anonymous 14 years ago