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+9522/02/2022 is the unofficial date or thing known as the Twos-day. amirite?
Thanks. You just reminded me that I don't have an elf. Jackass.
Thanks, You reminded me that I don't have a donkey. Bitch.
Thanks, you just reminded me that I don't have a female dog. Dick.
Thanks, you just reminded me that I don't have the name Richard. Motherfucker.
And you reminded me that I don't have a dad. (cry2)
And you reminded me that my parents are lesbian.
Thanks! You just reminded me to delete my browsing history!
Thanks! You just reminded me that my Internet is down!
I don't like where this is going.
Looks in mirror: Will you be my valentine?
Me: Oh yes! I thought you'd never ask
passionately hugs and kisses myself
Go on...
Scripted porno: Scene 1
I totally would, but my elf always travels with his friends, I can never get him alone. Plus, he's always so distant and unapproachable...
Yourself*