+435 You wish that the sexiest person alive could be your valentine, but it would be really weird asking yourelf, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Looks in mirror: Will you be my valentine? Me: Oh yes! I thought you'd never ask *passionately hugs and kisses myself*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go on... hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Scripted porno: Scene 1

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yourself*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks. You just reminded me that I don't have an elf. Jackass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks, You reminded me that I don't have a donkey. Bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks, you just reminded me that I don't have a female dog. Dick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks, you just reminded me that I don't have the name Richard. Motherfucker.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you reminded me that I don't have a dad. (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you reminded me that my parents are lesbian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks! You just reminded me to delete my browsing history!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks! You just reminded me that my Internet is down!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>take a nap >get on amirite >first thing I see is this whole conversation I laughed harder than I should have

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like where this is going.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I totally would, but my elf always travels with his friends, I can never get him alone. Plus, he's always so distant and unapproachable...

by Anonymous 13 years ago