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You wish that the sexiest person alive could be your valentine, but it would be really weird asking yourelf, amirite?

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Thanks. You just reminded me that I don't have an elf. Jackass.

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@Sturminator Thanks. You just reminded me that I don't have an elf. Jackass.

Thanks, You reminded me that I don't have a donkey. Bitch.

@stepdom Thanks, You reminded me that I don't have a donkey. Bitch.

Thanks, you just reminded me that I don't have a female dog. Dick.

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@Sturminator Thanks, you just reminded me that I don't have a female dog. Dick.

Thanks, you just reminded me that I don't have the name Richard. Motherfucker.

@CcRrAaZzYy And you reminded me that my parents are lesbian.

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take a nap
get on amirite
first thing I see is this whole conversation
I laughed harder than I should have

Looks in mirror: Will you be my valentine?
Me: Oh yes! I thought you'd never ask
passionately hugs and kisses myself

I totally would, but my elf always travels with his friends, I can never get him alone. Plus, he's always so distant and unapproachable...

Yourself*

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