+592 Just because I am not a "true fan" does not mean I can't like the artist, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You go down to your local music store to buy your favourite band's new album. You are a true fan, and have been waiting for this day. When you get down there, there is only one copy of the album left, just waiting for a true fan to buy it. But, then GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK grabs the last copy off the shelf, and buys it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago