The difference between a cat and a comma is that one has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. amirite?

*clause

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*santa claus

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU ARE JEWISH! CHRISTMAS IS FOR CHRISTIANS... *GASPS* ARE YOU LYING TO US???

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Santa Claus isn't real. Neither is Chuck E. Cheese. I'm sorry to break this to you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't like Chuck E. Cheese's as much after I found out it wasn't Chuckie Cheese's.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*GASPS* WHAT? You...you're LYING! (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIK3GXdkxL0&feature=relmfu

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not to be nitpicky, but if you're going to make a joke about grammar, make sure to spell everything right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nitpicky (adj) - overly critical, esp. on trivial matters; focused on only trivial aspects You sir, are being nitpicky.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To be fair, so are you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I never said I wasn't. In fact, I'm incredibly fastidious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least you can admit it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why does no one want to be me ):

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cause you're an annoying anon. That's alliteration.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wtf's alliteration

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's where you use a bunch of words in a row with the same letter or syllable..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why would you think of that, that's just stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BZQYMrbnEw

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Great, your stupidity made this baby cry! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's actually assonance.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Considering that alliteration is the repetition of the initial CONSONANT sound, you sir, are incorrect. That would be assonance.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so now commas can't be used in lists? :C

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And cats have to have claws? http://i.ehow.com/images/a08/5k/jg/ways-cover-cats-claws-120X120.jpg DISCRIMINATION!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And Jews have to be lonely?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And Gods have to be almighty?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only some.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and you can have sex with a cat but not a comma

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, but you can have sex with people in a coma.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you can have sex with a person in a coma, but take many breaks, like a comma does.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So I can sleep with a copeoplema as long as both parties consent?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can't have sex with a comma?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

nope, it's illegal

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I just broke the law hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, Satan, you funny

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stuns, the other... Well, you know where I'm going.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Would have been a lot funnier if you spelled stunts properly. But still funny nonetheless (:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Knox in box. Fox in socks. Knox on fox in socks in box. Socks on Knox and Knox in box. Fox in socks on box on Knox.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/38299

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dr. Seuss, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's like saying the difference between dogs and marine biologists is that one tags whales, and the other wags tails.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/354j9y/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The difference between Chauncy and Satan is that I don't delete comments on unoriginal posts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The difference between a flying guinea pig and a space ship is that one enjoys being petted and one is the only thing separating you from the silent vacuum of space. I've had a long day, okay?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object while a black man is a human being.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THIS is Post of the Day? Sure, it's cute, but it's not even original. I've read this in a children's joke book before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WHAT?! THE PoTD IS UNORIGINAL?! THIS IS BLASPHEMY! THE PoTD IS NEVER UNORIGINAL!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nicely done! Crafty Germans.

by Anonymous 9 years ago