+172 The best way to solve the energy crisis is to invent a device that can convert stupidity into electricity. Then again, it would probably overload the national power grid, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

or a device that converts unfunny posts into energy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

HOLY CRAP! I've just run the numbers, and guess what? If your wit were to output electricity, it would exactly match the power output of a potato battery. Explains a lot, actually.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just keep it out of the southern states. BUUUUUUURN

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, it'll be fine down there. Just don't let it get to Capitol Hill!

by Anonymous 11 years ago