+237 It seems that you could say something completely random like "Demon baby worshipers that ride unicorns while eating rice pudding are weird" and someone will end up offended. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thats offensive to the demon baby worshipers that ride unicorns that are allergic to rice pudding!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And it's offensive to people who can't afford unicorns and rice pudding!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's an offensive stereotype, demons hate rice pudding.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Guys- I am a demon baby worshiper that rides unicorns while eating rice pudding, and I don't really mind this post. The people who are getting offended aren't actually demon baby worshipers that ride unicorns while eating rice pudding, so they don't know how REAL demon baby worshipers that ride unicorns while eating rice pudding actually feel, and they shouldn't pretend they do.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How DARE you?!?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel like satanists would be mad that you're using th term "demon baby worshippers"...and that with that logic, you're implying that they're crazies who ride unicorns and eat rice pudding

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wayyy too much thought into that comment. :p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My unicorn is offended you would say such a thing! She hates demon baby worshippers that eat rice pudding while riding her!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm offended.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Look guys, I was drunk

by Anonymous 14 years ago