+395 Playing a game of Risk where the winner of each battle was determined by a game of Monopoly would be awesome but take FOREVER, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my god, that would be torture. It would take about 10 years to finish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why did you vote NW if you agree?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because Breakfastfan said it would be awesome, which they apparently disagree with.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would not be awesome. It would be death.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My God, that's terrifying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would actually make me want to play Risk. I love Monopoly but no one will ever play it with me...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I miss BreakfastFan

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is the best idea I've ever heard and the worst idea I've ever heard all at once.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who wants to start a pool on how long it would take? I'll start the betting at a month and a half.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I say at least two lifetimes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you can actually finish a game of monopoly? props

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some sort of world-ruling enterprise game?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is bad, but...what is Risk?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only the best fucking board game ever created! Now that that's been said, time to return to inactivity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I KNEW you still read the site.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I go on chat, which automatically shows notifications. I don't actively go on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you ever had aspirations to take over the word? Do you enjoy rolling dice? Are you good at strategy? Do you like staying up all night to finish board games? Do you think countries should have awesome names like Yakutsk, Siam, and Eastern United States? If you answer "yes" to these questions, then Risk is the game for you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For each turn in Monopoly, you have to play 12 games of Scrabble. The number of games that you win determines the number of spaces you move on the Monopoly board.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And that, my friend, is how you ruin lives.

by Anonymous 12 years ago