When there's a sentence that uses the word said (Like: There is a strange part in said book), you automatically think that the entire text is very intelligent. amirite?

"Afformentioned" sounds a hole bunch more intelligenter

There's stupidity in said brain.

Stephanie Meyer would LOVE you.

I didn't even understand that

So if I wrote "Jon said, 'OMG LYK U MADDD?'" would that make the sentence very intelligent?