+618 You've probably been abducted by aliens at some point in your life, but they've just erased your memory so you don't remember, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You sir, are an idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Non-beliver): Then you sir are a retard, and must be burned. May I graciously pour gasoline onto your person and ignite you with a match, and allow my farts to viciously make the flames bigger.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Careful with that though. The flames could follow the gas into... well I'll just leave it at there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd remember.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mind fuuuck

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no

by Anonymous 13 years ago