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Also by Wynaut+24"Happy as a clam" What does that even mean? It's a clam, how could you tell if it was happy or not, amirite?
Also about christmas and holiday+27No one is taking the "Christ" out of Christmas, christians took influence of the pagan celebration of yule to get more pagan converts and ease them into it. You will drive more people away from christianity by shoving everything down their throat at once. So before you yell at the people celebrating christmas who do not believe, keep in mind this originally was used to bring people in to christianity. If it is that hard, just IGNORE THEM, and have a happy holiday season. Amirite?
Also about halloween, buy, and candy+277It would be humorous to buy Halloween candy and boxes of razor blazes just to see the look on the cashier's face, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+93Ice surface can be very slippery when it's wet but very sticky when it's dry. amirite?
Also by Wynaut+176One of your favorite Valentine's Day cards reads "roses are red, violets are blue; fuck you, whore" like in 500 Days of Summer, amirite?
Also by Wynaut+213There are stupid questions, such as when people at Disneyland ask, "when is the 12:30 parade?", amirite?
Also about holiday, valentine, and candy+219Valentine's Day has been too commercialized; today it's all about heart-shaped candy and stuffed animals and making absolutely everything pink or red. It would be an overall better holiday if, instead of focusing on mushy romantic stuff, it was a day devoted to loving everyone (your partner as well as your family/neighbors/people you see on the street) and everything around you, and just appreciating life a little bit more. amirite?
Also about halloween, holiday, and candy+246Halloween is a hobo's favorite holiday... He could go around for hours and hours getting free candy in all the rich neighborhoods and will have the most realistic homeless man costume out there. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+18We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food. We check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what is available. Amirite?
Also about christmas, buy, and candy+232It's smart to buy all your candy canes after Christmas the year before, it's cheaper that way and hey who doesn't like pursuing a law suit for getting sick from rank candy canes. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+83We cook food only to have it be 'cooked' again in our stomachs, amirite?
Also about halloween, buy, and candy+559If you forget to buy candy to give out on Halloween, it would be smart to put an empty bowl outside that said to only take one. Everyone would just think that you bought candy and somebody already took it all, amirite?