In Sicily a couple days ago, a woman soffocated her ex-husband with butter and killed him. Sounds like something only Paula Dean would think of, amirite?

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"If everything is better with butter, maybe my husband is too... wait, nope."

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"We're gonna add more butter, y'awwlll"

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i kind of want Sicilian pizza now

But Paula Deen would never waste perfectly useful butter on someone she hated so much. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if Paula Deen suffocated herself by eating too much butter at once.