+250

In Sicily a couple days ago, a woman soffocated her ex-husband with butter and killed him. Sounds like something only Paula Dean would think of, amirite?

95%Yeah You Are5%No Way
TheMaineDestinees avatar Jokes & Humour
Share
12 6
The voters have decided that TheMaineDestinee is right! Vote on the post to say if you agree or disagree.

"If everything is better with butter, maybe my husband is too... wait, nope."

Anonymous +5Reply

"We're gonna add more butter, y'awwlll"

Sexys avatar Sexy Yeah You Are +4Reply

i kind of want Sicilian pizza now

But Paula Deen would never waste perfectly useful butter on someone she hated so much. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if Paula Deen suffocated herself by eating too much butter at once.

Anonymous