+557 If you've never been drunk before, you have a hard time imagining why people would wan to try something that can cause headaches, car accidents and, in the long run, liver failure, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It really is an idiotic concept. Pouring insane amounts of a dangerous mind altering substance into your face, just to impress your friends by acting like a mentally handicapped four year old, all the while knowing the next day you'll be puking your guts out. Sounds like a good time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh twelve year olds.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm 19. I got completely wasted at a party when I was 16. It was an awful experience and I'll never drink again. Atleast heavily. A couple here and there is whatever. But getting drunk just to get drunk is complete and utter stupidity.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

To be young and naive....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I dont drink for that? I have a good time annd don't give a fuck what others think, all while watching my liver and kidneys and not harming myself. This, and I can still get fucked up!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

im not a drinker cuz it just gives me the spins, but if it was i would enjoy acting like a mentally handicapped 4 year old and not be doing it to impress my friends... and you dont puke unless you drink way to much

by Anonymous 14 years ago

moral....smoke weed instead!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It also causes a host of positive side effects which you've conveniently ignored for the sake of building your appeal to ridicule.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Like?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1125024 (KickAss): the euphoria to begin with?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought alcohol was a depressant?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, yeah I guess that makes sense. I wouldn't know I don't drink haha. But other than that, is there any other benefit?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Red wine has antioxidants and such in it that is can be healthy for you in small doses.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh I've actually heard that was not true... kidding. Yeah I completely forgot about that

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Come on, drinking doesn't have to mean puking all over the floor and crashing. Drinking can make you feel fuzzy inside, if you're with nice company. And being drinking exactly the right amount is pretty cool

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had a dream the other day that I drank a whole bottle of whiskey. I've never been drunk in real life, but when I woke up, for a few minutes it sounded fun. But only for a few minutes. I know, cool story. Just thought I would share it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually even people who have been drunk before wonder the same thing... like, "Wtf was I thinking last night? And why do I have a strange sensation to do it all over again tonight?"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'll bet Nikolai will comment soon to explain the joys of vodka addiction.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha fuck yea

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think the key is moderation. You can get drunk without getting to the point of vomiting, if you drink plenty of water and not an excessive amount of alcohol you won't get a hangover, if you just drink occasionally you won't face long term organ damage. Also you should never ever ever drive while drunk, it's totally irresponsible you could not only kill yourself but other innocent people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I usually go and get drunk every weekend. It's an awesome feeling, going from sober, to tipsy, to drunk. I don't do it to "impress people" and I don't act like a mentally challeneged four year old. I do it because it's fun, it tastes good, and I wake up the next morning going "Fuck yeeaaah" I've only ever once had TOO much to drink. But I regretted nothing and it was like the Hangover as I tried to piece my evening back together. There's really nothing wrong with drinking as long as you do it with the right people and don't mix or do anything stupidly retarded like driving.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What are you people talking about?! Vodka is great! There's no such thing as "bad vodka" or "too much vodka"! It is great for zombie invasion!

by Anonymous 14 years ago