+95 The barnacle's penis is about twenty times longer than it's body. You're surprised Barney has never made a joke about this on How I Met Your Mother, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He'd only make a comment about it if its boobs were twice the proportional size of its body.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

To which Marshall would reply, "Dude, how do you even wear pants?" Then Lily and and Robin would laugh. Then Ted would be like "Guys! Seriously!" and then proceed to tell them all about some problem he's having.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe because he's gay and that would be offensive to himself! My favorite show by the way.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How would that be offensive?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But seriously, he's gay, like he is married to a man!

by Anonymous 14 years ago