To which Marshall would reply, "Dude, how do you even wear pants?"
Then Lily and and Robin would laugh.
Then Ted would be like "Guys! Seriously!" and then proceed to tell them all about some problem he's having.
He'd only make a comment about it if its boobs were twice the proportional size of its body.
Maybe because he's gay and that would be offensive to himself! My favorite show by the way.
How would that be offensive?
But seriously, he's gay, like he is married to a man!