If the only way your date to a dance has fun is grinding on you, instead of dancing with friends he's a crappy date, amirite?

Voted no way partially because he/she can be a wonderful date even if they have a couple flaws, and partially because it took me two minutes to decipher what the fuck you were trying to say.

You're still learning basic sentence structure, aren't you?

I thoroughly disagree. I've had great times at dances where it was just me and my date dancing, sans friends.