There is a microchip that is implanted in your brain after you join some sort of social networking site, and it immediately updates your page when you die.
@1044480 (jesse_james): Ladies, ladies, I'm sure Anthony was such a stud that most of the over-age Amirite female users are pregnant by him, and now face a life as single mother.
RIP Anthony. I'm sure there is a really interesting story behind your death, since you were aparently on chat 5 minutes before this was posted. Maybe someone poisoned your Valentines chocolates.
Jesus came back after three days to prove that he was really coming back from the dead and not just faking because jews believed you were only truly dead after threee days, so Anthony coming back after two would actually be worse.
I thought he was pregnant...
The baby didn't make it... I'm so sorry.
I'm sure God will tell him that Yes, He Was.
If he was dead, his About Me would say so.
If he was dead, how could he change his about me....?
There is a microchip that is implanted in your brain after you join some sort of social networking site, and it immediately updates your page when you die.
that's the joke
B-but I'm carrying his child!
no me
@1044480 (jesse_james): Ladies, ladies, I'm sure Anthony was such a stud that most of the over-age Amirite female users are pregnant by him, and now face a life as single mother.
rape time?
No, he's such a macho man he can get them into bed willingly.
oh boy.
It's 'cause he got you pregnant too.
Can he have his own movie now?
RIP Anthony. I'm sure there is a really interesting story behind your death, since you were aparently on chat 5 minutes before this was posted. Maybe someone poisoned your Valentines chocolates.
Oh, and this should be a POTD so we can spread the news.
Anthony picks PoTDs
that would make it difficult.
Yeah... it's hard to pick POTDs when you're dead.
everybody chill the flying fuck out.
if jesus came to life, anthony can come back to life.
NO HE IS NOT. jesus came back on the third day, but anthony is better than that. give it two days.
he'll be back
anthony is jesus. anthony is god. anthony is GODUS. but you know, every superhuman figure needs an alter ego.
anthony made the world. the first jesus was a carpenter, the next was a computer programmer from the U.K.
i don't ride his dick, that's jmayrod's job.
Jesus came back after three days to prove that he was really coming back from the dead and not just faking because jews believed you were only truly dead after threee days, so Anthony coming back after two would actually be worse.
I know, I know, I killed it.
Tia did it.
Does this mean Jmayrod won't get POTD anymore?
Not unless he digs up Anthony's grave for a daily postmortem blow job. Rigamortis should solve that whole no-blood-flow-dead-body problem.
thanks for the idea
It was just on BBC news, so upsetting :'(
I'm just waiting for him to post on this and be like "Yeah, I was so upset. He was so sexy."
I didn't just cry, I fucking bawled my eyes out.
...I currently don't have any eyes.
Rest in Peace, Anthony. You will be missed.
I am still crying, since he's dead he can't tell you this but we were best friends for life.
If you heard this on Fox news...
it's probably legit
Definitely.
I just want to continue the alphabet
Hahaha, I am actually the A from before but I like the ABC thing we have goin on here...
yay I did something cool.
dumbasses who don't know the alphabet screwed this up
I know it's totally ridic.
Lol how many people are actually making this alphabet?
Well, I just wanted to be a part of this sweet alphabet action!
I am actually A from the first comment
hello
As am I
combo breaker doesn't realize we can still complete the alphabet
@1044622 (K): God damn it, as I type out the letter a new one comes out.
I swear, same here. Especially when there are two of the same letter. By the way, I was J earlier. Just felt like sharing that.
wat up?
NOW IT'S A CCCCOMBO BREAKER YOU FAGGOT NIGGAS
hi
(C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!): I was totally excited to keep this going, but you ruined it.. this should be on FML..
Valentines day=ruined :'(
Well it was fun while it lasted!
no, you may NOT continue the alphabet.
(C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!): Screw you
waz up beeyotchez
(R...oh, goddammit): You forgot me.
You guys never finished : (
YES I DID!
(R...oh, goddammit): Haha yo! Peeps this ABC is EPIC!
Just trying to help.
I also want to say that I was none of the letters above.
(T):
(V):
this is getting done.
Indeed.
I finished!
And now...
this alphabet is screwed up lol
(R?): ABCDEFGHIJKC-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!KLMNC-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!14LC-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!mschristoferdrewOC-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!PQR?StUVVWxYZXY....
CCCCCOMBO BREAKERS: when you just simply want to ruin something for the sake of being an asshole
V is for VICTORY!!
x
X's and O's!
I wanna be Zed
Shit, it's over :(
(A (The original A)): The thumbs up as who you're replying to makes that comment. Lol
LOL... it wasn't on purpose!
(Original A): Haha, I know, every like tenth letter up there has an emoticon as who they're replying to haha
I guess that's what happens when you don't get your girlfriend a Valentine's Day gift...
I heard, he died watching Justin Biebers movie...apparently it was too 3D and everyone watching died...so tragic
I was never a fan of him, I mean it's not like he created this site.
Well, I guess this means Rocky will be in charge now.
Fuck.
This must be upsetting by the fact he had the winning lottery ticket numbers for tomorrow, he could have won millions.
I heard he was hit by a bus, and that he died instantly.... the next day
I heard he was killed by colliding with a rhino while he was getting road head. I wish I could go out that awesomely.
i heard he was hit by someone getting road head by a rhino....
I heard he was giving road head TO a rhino....
Those horns, they're sharp.
I thought rhino saliva got inside his body and while he was on drugs. Now you see kids, this is how rumors get spread!
I heard he jumped in front of a bus to save a child.
May the legacy of amirite continue in his name.
Who is next in line to the throne?
I think it would be Chromana. He's also an admin.
Anthony is probably laughing his head off at this post....
in heaven. T T
10/10
Oh man, it was the freak jet-pack, hooker accident wasn't it?
You killed it...
He's not dead....Is he?
His funeral is at 7pm tomorrow :/
i loved him so much..
He's not dead yet.
He's actually feeling much better.
We would all like to tell ourselves that.
But, you have to accept that he's gone.
Perhaps he'll go for a walk?
Nice.
try again on thursday...
I heard that Obama is making a reform bill about it right now.
The comments...
It's just all so tragic ;(
I'm just in shock...it hasn't really processed yet. Hopefully we'll all have peace eventually....
RIP Anthony ):
So sad. can't....stop.....CRYING! :*(
http://m.amirite.net/525437
THIS...xD
He shall go down in History Book as the world's finest mind!
;_; he was an hero and didn't afraid of anything, I'll miss him
NOOOOOOOOOO ANTHONY sad face
Now who shall I blow???
its not...
yes..
because they are wrong
ARE YOU STUPID, HONESTLY. It's just a joke!!
our comments telling you that he isnt dead are getting thumbed down because we're ruining their dumb little joke.
because they prefer the retarded people who think its real to keep on thinking that
I would delete your first comment.
its not.
How!
How did he die?
His heart gave out from the excitement of all jmayrods blowjobs.
Okay, I feel really bad asking this, but who's Anthony?
Who's Anthony?!
Did you read the comments? He is God.
the creator of this site?
Whose Anthony ?
Dude, did he actually die? Like seriously, no joke?
Yes, he is very very DEAD.
WTF?? THIS ISNT LEGIT RIGHT ? ITS PROBABLY NOT JUST TO MAKE SURE THOUGH :[
I don't think people would be joking around if he was..amiriters aren't that mean.
You didn't hear?
It's a really unfortunate thing.
Who's Anthony?
the one who created that one site. What was it? amicorrect.gov?
WTF?!?!? HE DIDN'T DIE!
Wow wendal, just wow
It's normal to think that; denial is the first step of grief.
This was coming from someone who killed her other persona. >_>
That bitch is dead?? FINALLY!!!! BURN IN HELL YOU WHORE!!!! <333 lol amirite?