Or from personal experience, jay-walk-casually-across-the-street-not-noticing-the-car-heading-toward-you-then-make-them-slam-on-the-brakes-to-avoid-hitting-you-then-stop-once-they're-stopped-stare-at-them-urge-them-on-and-then-start-walking-again-as-soon-as-they-try-to-go.
... like when you really wanna cross the road, but the stupid traffic light hates pedestrians so you sprint across the road with cars coming towards you
It's more like Jaywalking and hit-me-I-dare-you, I've been looking to sue someone.
You can't sue if you're dead.
that's right i go 80 in a 25 zone
While we're modifying the names of crimes, I would like to change Rape to No officer I swear those aren't roofies
See it seems most pedestrians I see think of it more as "Jay-leisurely-stroll-across-the-street-just-to-piss-off-drivers".
Jay-Gee-look-at-the-fast-moving-car-heading-towards-me-standing-still-seems-like-a-good-option.
Last thought that went through the deer's head.
I saw this post before it was POTD.
i saw you naked before it was on the internet
So did I
I followed Anthony while he was underground... He was one of the Chilean miners
I liked Jesus before he was famous.
jewanboii?
oooh I never looked at op's name unless it was pedobear.
and that you can't not notice because there was a picture of a perverted bear looking at you.
I hated mainstream people before people were mainstream. It used to be the trees.
Someone who can't type for shit..
Woah not very many comments for POTD
Well, it has only been POTD for like 20 minutes...
Well now it's been POTD for several hours... and still not very many comments :/
True, but there are more than there was I guess...
This made me think of Ray william Johnson
more like jay walking johnson!
Did you know that I'm replying to your comment just to get to the top of the comment page?
HI MOM!
I guess you could say that he got creamed. ... ice creamed. puts on sunglasses YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lmao, just wanted to let you know, I gotcha
haha thanks. i saw like a +2 and thought... damn, nobody got it.
hahaha, I love how slowly the guy with the camera is walking after he sees his friend get hit.
Giper! Was anyone else more entertained by the Teenage Dream video located on the related box thing than by this one?
Or from personal experience, jay-walk-casually-across-the-street-not-noticing-the-car-heading-toward-you-then-make-them-slam-on-the-brakes-to-avoid-hitting-you-then-stop-once-they're-stopped-stare-at-them-urge-them-on-and-then-start-walking-again-as-soon-as-they-try-to-go.
been there done that...
More like jay-stop-making-variations-of-the-post-to-get-your-comment-voted-up.
Someone's a sourpuss =<
I remember that one. God that sucked.
I love waiting until the last second, and seeing if they were going to let me go anyways. If they were, I hurry up. If not, I take my time.
I prefer Oh Walking because I get to go full circle.
Go ahead and bad me to hell, but what is jaywalking?
It's when you don't feel like conforming to what a machine tells you to do and rebel.
Its crossing the street not at a cross walk.
*it's
... like when you really wanna cross the road, but the stupid traffic light hates pedestrians so you sprint across the road with cars coming towards you
These comments were better than the post itself. God I love this site.
You're welcome
FUCK YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
More like run me over and I'll sue your ass for everything you've got
That is such a catchy name haha
AHH DON"T RUN ME OVER!!
More like Jay-rolling-across-the-street-cause-your-ankles-are-soar-and-your-mom-doesn't-want-your-shoes-to-get-soaked-from-all-the-freakin'-snow.Word.
Damn, your moms still alive? Must've used the philospher's stone...