Jaywalking? More like jay-running-the-fuck-across-the-street-and-hope-you-don't-get-hit, amirite?

This made me think of Ray william Johnson

by Anonymous 14 years ago

more like jay walking johnson!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did you know that I'm replying to your comment just to get to the top of the comment page? HI MOM!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's more like Jaywalking and hit-me-I-dare-you, I've been looking to sue someone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You can't sue if you're dead.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that's right i go 80 in a 25 zone

by Anonymous 14 years ago

While we're modifying the names of crimes, I would like to change Rape to No officer I swear those aren't roofies

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r58_bRZLeLw

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha, I love how slowly the guy with the camera is walking after he sees his friend get hit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Giper! Was anyone else more entertained by the Teenage Dream video located on the related box thing than by this one?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I guess you could say that he got creamed. ... ice creamed. *puts on sunglasses* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lmao, just wanted to let you know, I gotcha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha thanks. i saw like a +2 and thought... damn, nobody got it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jay-Gee-look-at-the-fast-moving-car-heading-towards-me-standing-still-seems-like-a-good-option. Last thought that went through the deer's head.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I prefer Oh Walking because I get to go full circle.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Woah not very many comments for POTD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, it has only been POTD for like 20 minutes...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well now it's been POTD for several hours... and still not very many comments :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

True, but there are more than there was I guess...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

See it seems most pedestrians I see think of it more as "Jay-leisurely-stroll-across-the-street-just-to-piss-off-drivers".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

More like run me over and I'll sue your ass for everything you've got

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Go ahead and bad me to hell, but what is jaywalking?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

... like when you really wanna cross the road, but the stupid traffic light hates pedestrians so you sprint across the road with cars coming towards you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Its crossing the street not at a cross walk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*it's

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's when you don't feel like conforming to what a machine tells you to do and rebel.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love waiting until the last second, and seeing if they were going to let me go anyways. If they were, I hurry up. If not, I take my time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I saw this post before it was POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I liked Jesus before he was famous.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i saw you naked before it was on the internet hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So did I

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That is such a catchy name haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or from personal experience, jay-walk-casually-across-the-street-not-noticing-the-car-heading-toward-you-then-make-them-slam-on-the-brakes-to-avoid-hitting-you-then-stop-once-they're-stopped-stare-at-them-urge-them-on-and-then-start-walking-again-as-soon-as-they-try-to-go.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

been there done that...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

More like Jay-rolling-across-the-street-cause-your-ankles-are-soar-and-your-mom-doesn't-want-your-shoes-to-get-soaked-from-all-the-freakin'-snow.Word.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Damn, your moms still alive? Must've used the philospher's stone...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

These comments were better than the post itself. God I love this site.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're welcome

by Anonymous 14 years ago

More like jay-stop-making-variations-of-the-post-to-get-your-comment-voted-up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Someone's a sourpuss =<

by Anonymous 14 years ago

FUCK YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by Anonymous 14 years ago

AHH DON"T RUN ME OVER!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago