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Jaywalking? More like jay-running-the-fuck-across-the-street-and-hope-you-don't-get-hit, amirite?

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It's more like Jaywalking and hit-me-I-dare-you, I've been looking to sue someone.

While we're modifying the names of crimes, I would like to change Rape to No officer I swear those aren't roofies

See it seems most pedestrians I see think of it more as "Jay-leisurely-stroll-across-the-street-just-to-piss-off-drivers".

Jay-Gee-look-at-the-fast-moving-car-heading-towards-me-standing-still-seems-like-a-good-option.

Last thought that went through the deer's head.

I saw this post before it was POTD.

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I followed Anthony while he was underground... He was one of the Chilean miners

@I saw this post before it was POTD.

I liked Jesus before he was famous.

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jewanboii?

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oooh I never looked at op's name unless it was pedobear.
and that you can't not notice because there was a picture of a perverted bear looking at you.

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I hated mainstream people before people were mainstream. It used to be the trees.

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Someone who can't type for shit..

umamaniquas avatar umamaniqua Yeah You Are +6Reply

Woah not very many comments for POTD

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@Woah not very many comments for POTD

Well, it has only been POTD for like 20 minutes...

smb4evers avatar smb4ever Yeah You Are +20Reply
@smb4ever Well, it has only been POTD for like 20 minutes...

Well now it's been POTD for several hours... and still not very many comments :/

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smb4evers avatar smb4ever Yeah You Are +2Reply

This made me think of Ray william Johnson

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@TehAznNugget This made me think of Ray william Johnson

Did you know that I'm replying to your comment just to get to the top of the comment page?

HI MOM!

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I guess you could say that he got creamed. ... ice creamed. puts on sunglasses YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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hahaha, I love how slowly the guy with the camera is walking after he sees his friend get hit.

@DanielJames

Giper! Was anyone else more entertained by the Teenage Dream video located on the related box thing than by this one?

Or from personal experience, jay-walk-casually-across-the-street-not-noticing-the-car-heading-toward-you-then-make-them-slam-on-the-brakes-to-avoid-hitting-you-then-stop-once-they're-stopped-stare-at-them-urge-them-on-and-then-start-walking-again-as-soon-as-they-try-to-go.

Zeerusts avatar Zeerust Yeah You Are +13Reply

More like jay-stop-making-variations-of-the-post-to-get-your-comment-voted-up.

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I remember that one. God that sucked.

I love waiting until the last second, and seeing if they were going to let me go anyways. If they were, I hurry up. If not, I take my time.

swimlaxs avatar swimlax Yeah You Are +8Reply

I prefer Oh Walking because I get to go full circle.

Go ahead and bad me to hell, but what is jaywalking?

@ultispy Go ahead and bad me to hell, but what is jaywalking?

It's when you don't feel like conforming to what a machine tells you to do and rebel.

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +15Reply
@ultispy Go ahead and bad me to hell, but what is jaywalking?

... like when you really wanna cross the road, but the stupid traffic light hates pedestrians so you sprint across the road with cars coming towards you

Oohscarydinoss avatar Oohscarydinos Yeah You Are +8Reply

These comments were better than the post itself. God I love this site.

Paigeperkkks avatar Paigeperkkk Yeah You Are +2Reply

FUCK YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Anonymous +1Reply

More like run me over and I'll sue your ass for everything you've got

reerees avatar reeree Yeah You Are 0Reply

That is such a catchy name haha

AHH DON"T RUN ME OVER!!

emtree01s avatar emtree01 Yeah You Are 0Reply

More like Jay-rolling-across-the-street-cause-your-ankles-are-soar-and-your-mom-doesn't-want-your-shoes-to-get-soaked-from-all-the-freakin'-snow.Word.

@haraSSarah More like...

Damn, your moms still alive? Must've used the philospher's stone...

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