Girls, you may have your period, but you also get consecutive orgasms that don't make a mess, and the entire world doesn't have to know when you're horny. Count your blessings, amirite?
Who the fuck cares? Girls have periods, guys have boners. I'm sick of everyone arguing (especially girls) about how they have the shitty end of life. Both genders have crap to go through, and both need to stfu about it and deal with it like a big kid. That's life.
Guys don't seem to understand it's not just bleeding. You're basically in a constant state of discomfort for 5-7 days. It makes everything harder, like sports, swimming, and even shopping can be a huge pain in the ass.
Having a boner pulls away blood from your brains, and the hormones disable you to think about anything but sex. Try doing anything in that state.. Oh, yeah.. it looks terrible too xD
I agree. I doubt that's correct. If that was true, guys wouldn't be able to function as much as they do and they would constantly have no blood in their brains from what you said before.
We have less blood then normally, its just harder to focus. And because of the hormones, it gets even harder.. And actually, guys do function a lot less good because of this, just compare the average grade girls get to what guys get.
And also, if that did happen to all teenaged boys as much as you say it does, your bodies would be able to adapt to it and boys would learn how to function with less blood. Since it would be close to a normal thing. ;)
You guys are both lucky, mine usually last two weeks and are heavy for the first week. I've had to take iron supplements ever since I started menstrating...
It's fine, I've found ways to deal with it. :) I tried to convince my mom to let me go on the pill once, but we tried that and I had a period that lasted exactly 31 days, so that option is kinda out...
When I first started I had a period every two weeks and they lasted 5 to 6 days with horrible cramping, so bad I'd be sick because of the pain. Luckily for me, the birth control pills the doc gave me helped regulate me. But recently they've been getting bad again so I have to be on the pill
It's really uncomfortable if you're wearing pants. And it hurts to lay on your stomach with a boner cuz it bends. There's really no way to describe it except something big and hard in your pants...
Girls, there are things you can do about your period problems.
For leakage, swimming, sports and grossness, there are tampons. Or menstrual cups.
For cramps, there's medication and hot water bottles and a better diet (chocolate makes cramps worse).
You can go on the pill, that way you'll know exactly when your period is coming, and it'll be lighter.
If you don't want kids you can have a hysterectomy.
Or, you know, you could suck it up and deal with it.
This coming from a girl who also gets really bad PMS cramps.
Many girls have too many problems taking hormones to go on the pill.
But the rest of it, is pretty true.
But, if the stuff in this list doesn't help at all, and you have one of those "laying on the floor throwing up" Kinds, it's probably a good idea to see a doctor.
The suck and up and deal with it isn't a good idea, I suffered with pain for 3 weeks in a month that would cripple me and make me faint and throw up, extremely heavy bleeding for 7-8 days.
My mum told me to suck it up for 3 years until I finally went to the doctor and found I had severe endometriosis. I probabaly won't be able to have kids and if I had waited longer it would have been so much worse.
So no, its not something you should just forget about.
yeah of course' the humiliation that passes after quite a while, the awkwardness to who gave you it, thats OBVIOUSLY better than just feeling a tad icky...
Who the fuck cares? Girls have periods, guys have boners. I'm sick of everyone arguing (especially girls) about how they have the shitty end of life. Both genders have crap to go through, and both need to stfu about it and deal with it like a big kid. That's life.
We deal with much more than just periods. Not to mention all the things that come WITH the actually period.
I read somewhere that your periods also attract bears, they can smell the menstruation or something.
I read that periods attract snakes and they will go up you if they smell it
That's from anchorman.
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Exactly. There's the horrid cramps, mood swings, nausea, and soooo much more.
Guys don't seem to understand it's not just bleeding. You're basically in a constant state of discomfort for 5-7 days. It makes everything harder, like sports, swimming, and even shopping can be a huge pain in the ass.
Having a boner pulls away blood from your brains, and the hormones disable you to think about anything but sex. Try doing anything in that state.. Oh, yeah.. it looks terrible too xD
Still doesn't even compare to the week of suffering we have to put up with.
we get it multiple times a day..
You get a boner multiple times a day? You must have a happy life. ;)
For as far as i know, most teenage boys get it multiple times a day..
I agree. I doubt that's correct. If that was true, guys wouldn't be able to function as much as they do and they would constantly have no blood in their brains from what you said before.
We have less blood then normally, its just harder to focus. And because of the hormones, it gets even harder.. And actually, guys do function a lot less good because of this, just compare the average grade girls get to what guys get.
haha "it gets even harder"
haha...
Well, all I have to say is... if you can deal with it, then good. I'm not the one getting boners on a daily basis. Hahaha
And also, if that did happen to all teenaged boys as much as you say it does, your bodies would be able to adapt to it and boys would learn how to function with less blood. Since it would be close to a normal thing. ;)
Yeah, we adapt to it. But we're still not able to focus as well as we normally would do.
As long as you're happy. Well, obviously you are.. ;)
... I strongly doubt that's correct.
Well, maybe im the only one then..
Maybe you just need to get some
you arent the only one, like belting it off' or use a jacket to cover up
It really is though, I know it sounds like a lot but it is the reality here
You get a boner multiple times a day for a week? That doesn't sound normal at all.
it is normal. We have no control over it. And for me it seems the more inappropriate the more likely it is to happen.
So why dont I see every guy in my school walking around with a boner?
well since it happens very often we get kinda good at hiding it. If you know what to look for its pretty obvious.
because when they look at you it goes away!!! Oh Snap! note this was a joke. I have no idea what you look like
Chapstick is a huge turnoff.
maybe where you come from
I think "suffering" is a bit extreme. Periods are inconvenient, and yes, a lot of the time they absolutely suck, but I wouldn't call it suffering.
Your period lasts from 5-7 days? That's weirddd, mine last 3, and at most, 4 days.
it's not weird. Mine lasts for seven days at least. You're just lucky :)
Mine lasts seven sometimes 8. I wish mine was 3 days
why did you spell seven but use numbers for 8 and 3 ?
You guys are both lucky, mine usually last two weeks and are heavy for the first week. I've had to take iron supplements ever since I started menstrating...
Oh dear... I had mine last that long, but just a few times.
I'm sorry...
It's fine, I've found ways to deal with it. :) I tried to convince my mom to let me go on the pill once, but we tried that and I had a period that lasted exactly 31 days, so that option is kinda out...
Same here, pain for 3 weeks which made me throw up faint etc, bleeding for 7-9 days. Turns out I had severe endometriosis. Yikes.
That's terrifying! :(
When I first started I had a period every two weeks and they lasted 5 to 6 days with horrible cramping, so bad I'd be sick because of the pain. Luckily for me, the birth control pills the doc gave me helped regulate me. But recently they've been getting bad again so I have to be on the pill
lol this convo is funny
I'm a girl, but I've always wondered what it would be like to have a boner, HAHAAHAHAHA
It feels like a raging beast trying to explode through the shackles that are your pants.
me too. any guys care to share?
thirding
Also, inb4: Having boobs is rather uncomfortable, depending on the size. Unless you have a good bra, you can't run.
It's really uncomfortable if you're wearing pants. And it hurts to lay on your stomach with a boner cuz it bends. There's really no way to describe it except something big and hard in your pants...
Orgasms that don't make a mess? As a squirter, I beg to differ
:O TMI
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Girls, there are things you can do about your period problems.
For leakage, swimming, sports and grossness, there are tampons. Or menstrual cups.
For cramps, there's medication and hot water bottles and a better diet (chocolate makes cramps worse).
You can go on the pill, that way you'll know exactly when your period is coming, and it'll be lighter.
If you don't want kids you can have a hysterectomy.
Or, you know, you could suck it up and deal with it.
This coming from a girl who also gets really bad PMS cramps.
Many girls have too many problems taking hormones to go on the pill.
But the rest of it, is pretty true.
But, if the stuff in this list doesn't help at all, and you have one of those "laying on the floor throwing up" Kinds, it's probably a good idea to see a doctor.
The suck and up and deal with it isn't a good idea, I suffered with pain for 3 weeks in a month that would cripple me and make me faint and throw up, extremely heavy bleeding for 7-8 days.
My mum told me to suck it up for 3 years until I finally went to the doctor and found I had severe endometriosis. I probabaly won't be able to have kids and if I had waited longer it would have been so much worse.
So no, its not something you should just forget about.
I meant the normal cramps. Those can be dealt with. If you think it's something serious, obviously a visit to the doctor is a good idea.
Yup I wouldn't give up multiple orgasms for anything. Bein a girl is nottt too shabby. Haha.
That's the sprit
I would rather have others see a visible indication of my hornyness, than to get the sensation of feeling wet
yeah of course' the humiliation that passes after quite a while, the awkwardness to who gave you it, thats OBVIOUSLY better than just feeling a tad icky...
Multiple orgasms. If only men understood the clitoris.
From my experience, they do.
Just imagine how Andy feels..... he's got the worst of both worlds.
Also, wear thicker underwear, guys don't have a stream, it shoots in spurts in different directions over the period of like .5 second.