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Girls, you may have your period, but you also get consecutive orgasms that don't make a mess, and the entire world doesn't have to know when you're horny. Count your blessings, amirite?

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Who the fuck cares? Girls have periods, guys have boners. I'm sick of everyone arguing (especially girls) about how they have the shitty end of life. Both genders have crap to go through, and both need to stfu about it and deal with it like a big kid. That's life.

We deal with much more than just periods. Not to mention all the things that come WITH the actually period.

@RandalionAveragePants Exactly. There's the horrid cramps, mood swings, nausea, and soooo much more.

Guys don't seem to understand it's not just bleeding. You're basically in a constant state of discomfort for 5-7 days. It makes everything harder, like sports, swimming, and even shopping can be a huge pain in the ass.

@Chapstick Guys don't seem to understand it's not just bleeding. You're basically in a constant state of discomfort for 5-7...

Having a boner pulls away blood from your brains, and the hormones disable you to think about anything but sex. Try doing anything in that state.. Oh, yeah.. it looks terrible too xD

@yossarian we get it multiple times a day..

You get a boner multiple times a day? You must have a happy life. ;)

@Crazy_Tay You get a boner multiple times a day? You must have a happy life. ;)

For as far as i know, most teenage boys get it multiple times a day..

@yossarian For as far as i know, most teenage boys get it multiple times a day..

I agree. I doubt that's correct. If that was true, guys wouldn't be able to function as much as they do and they would constantly have no blood in their brains from what you said before.

@Crazy_Tay I agree. I doubt that's correct. If that was true, guys wouldn't be able to function as much as they do and they...

We have less blood then normally, its just harder to focus. And because of the hormones, it gets even harder.. And actually, guys do function a lot less good because of this, just compare the average grade girls get to what guys get.

@yossarian We have less blood then normally, its just harder to focus. And because of the hormones, it gets even harder.. And...

Well, all I have to say is... if you can deal with it, then good. I'm not the one getting boners on a daily basis. Hahaha

@yossarian We have less blood then normally, its just harder to focus. And because of the hormones, it gets even harder.. And...

And also, if that did happen to all teenaged boys as much as you say it does, your bodies would be able to adapt to it and boys would learn how to function with less blood. Since it would be close to a normal thing. ;)

@yossarian Well, maybe im the only one then..

Maybe you just need to get some

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@yossarian Well, maybe im the only one then..

you arent the only one, like belting it off' or use a jacket to cover up

TheTall123s avatar TheTall123 Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Chapstick ... I strongly doubt that's correct.

It really is though, I know it sounds like a lot but it is the reality here

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@yossarian we get it multiple times a day..

You get a boner multiple times a day for a week? That doesn't sound normal at all.

@Chapstick You get a boner multiple times a day for a week? That doesn't sound normal at all.

it is normal. We have no control over it. And for me it seems the more inappropriate the more likely it is to happen.

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@Chapstick So why dont I see every guy in my school walking around with a boner?

well since it happens very often we get kinda good at hiding it. If you know what to look for its pretty obvious.

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@Chapstick Still doesn't even compare to the week of suffering we have to put up with.

I think "suffering" is a bit extreme. Periods are inconvenient, and yes, a lot of the time they absolutely suck, but I wouldn't call it suffering.

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AnnDeevas avatar AnnDeeva Yeah You Are -36Reply
@AnnDeeva Your period lasts from 5-7 days? That's weirddd, mine last 3, and at most, 4 days.

it's not weird. Mine lasts for seven days at least. You're just lucky :)

fuustoleits avatar fuustoleit Yeah You Are +30Reply
@fuustoleit it's not weird. Mine lasts for seven days at least. You're just lucky :)

You guys are both lucky, mine usually last two weeks and are heavy for the first week. I've had to take iron supplements ever since I started menstrating...

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fuustoleits avatar fuustoleit Yeah You Are +2Reply
@fuustoleit Oh dear... I had mine last that long, but just a few times. I'm sorry...

It's fine, I've found ways to deal with it. :) I tried to convince my mom to let me go on the pill once, but we tried that and I had a period that lasted exactly 31 days, so that option is kinda out...

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@You guys are both lucky, mine usually last two weeks and are heavy for the first week. I've had to take iron...

Same here, pain for 3 weeks which made me throw up faint etc, bleeding for 7-9 days. Turns out I had severe endometriosis. Yikes.

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@You guys are both lucky, mine usually last two weeks and are heavy for the first week. I've had to take iron...

When I first started I had a period every two weeks and they lasted 5 to 6 days with horrible cramping, so bad I'd be sick because of the pain. Luckily for me, the birth control pills the doc gave me helped regulate me. But recently they've been getting bad again so I have to be on the pill

lol this convo is funny

I'm a girl, but I've always wondered what it would be like to have a boner, HAHAAHAHAHA

@BeautifulNightmare I'm a girl, but I've always wondered what it would be like to have a boner, HAHAAHAHAHA

It feels like a raging beast trying to explode through the shackles that are your pants.

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@me too. any guys care to share?

thirding

Also, inb4: Having boobs is rather uncomfortable, depending on the size. Unless you have a good bra, you can't run.

@me too. any guys care to share?

It's really uncomfortable if you're wearing pants. And it hurts to lay on your stomach with a boner cuz it bends. There's really no way to describe it except something big and hard in your pants...

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Girls, there are things you can do about your period problems.
For leakage, swimming, sports and grossness, there are tampons. Or menstrual cups.
For cramps, there's medication and hot water bottles and a better diet (chocolate makes cramps worse).
You can go on the pill, that way you'll know exactly when your period is coming, and it'll be lighter.
If you don't want kids you can have a hysterectomy.
Or, you know, you could suck it up and deal with it.
This coming from a girl who also gets really bad PMS cramps.

silvershadow6s avatar silvershadow6 Yeah You Are +12Reply
@silvershadow6 Girls, there are things you can do about your period problems. For leakage, swimming, sports and grossness, there...

Many girls have too many problems taking hormones to go on the pill.
But the rest of it, is pretty true.
But, if the stuff in this list doesn't help at all, and you have one of those "laying on the floor throwing up" Kinds, it's probably a good idea to see a doctor.

Anonymous +7Reply
@silvershadow6 Girls, there are things you can do about your period problems. For leakage, swimming, sports and grossness, there...

The suck and up and deal with it isn't a good idea, I suffered with pain for 3 weeks in a month that would cripple me and make me faint and throw up, extremely heavy bleeding for 7-8 days.
My mum told me to suck it up for 3 years until I finally went to the doctor and found I had severe endometriosis. I probabaly won't be able to have kids and if I had waited longer it would have been so much worse.
So no, its not something you should just forget about.

Anonymous +6Reply
@The suck and up and deal with it isn't a good idea, I suffered with pain for 3 weeks in a month that would cripple...

I meant the normal cramps. Those can be dealt with. If you think it's something serious, obviously a visit to the doctor is a good idea.

silvershadow6s avatar silvershadow6 Yeah You Are +3Reply

Yup I wouldn't give up multiple orgasms for anything. Bein a girl is nottt too shabby. Haha.

I would rather have others see a visible indication of my hornyness, than to get the sensation of feeling wet

Anonymous +7Reply
@I would rather have others see a visible indication of my hornyness, than to get the sensation of feeling wet

yeah of course' the humiliation that passes after quite a while, the awkwardness to who gave you it, thats OBVIOUSLY better than just feeling a tad icky...

TheTall123s avatar TheTall123 Yeah You Are -2Reply

Multiple orgasms. If only men understood the clitoris.

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@1175299

Just imagine how Andy feels..... he's got the worst of both worlds.

TheTall123s avatar TheTall123 Yeah You Are 0Reply
@1175299

Also, wear thicker underwear, guys don't have a stream, it shoots in spurts in different directions over the period of like .5 second.

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