This helped me get over my fear of crowded places too.
Fuck this made me laugh so hard
Same... if you didn't add the word laugh
just read this as "fuck me so hard" lol
Been there, heard that.
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I don't know about you, but if I was a new visitor and saw this...
I tried this... but my little brother got scared and told my mom. :(
hmm now i kinda wish i didnt post this anonymously... but i feel as if i wouldnt get as many thumbs up/loves because im a girl. oh welll lmao
Unless your a girl and the monster/ghost is a guy, they would like that.
or if they are your stalker.
This failed for me, as the thing i was afraid of was a rapist.
I was afraid of masturbating... Didn't do much
I feel like I owe you money or something for this superb-quality post...
I stopped at "I feel like I owe you money" and thought you were gonna say something totally different.
I started and he left, but then Mike Wazowski came back and brought all his work buddies to watch :(
So, more powerful than laughter, then?
I guess orgasms power Monsters Inc. now...
it's like when we all found out that Barney had a brick of coke in this tail and naked twister and what not.
Childhood turns dirty when puberty strikes...
If I did this I'd be whispering at my sister who I share a room with.
*whom you share a room with.
*with whom you share a room
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put." -Winston Churchill
The line between reasonable syntactic advice and stylistic pedantry can wear thin. Good day, madam.
I knew something sounded wrong!
never end a sentence with a preposition my friend.
I don't know. The people who stand in the corner and watch you sleep are the same people who are into watching you touch yourself.
inb4 edward cullen
I wonder who would actually do this to get over their fear.
I wouldn't mind giving it a try. But I'm afraid of heights, so I'm gonna feel bad for the poor soul 500 feet below me. Sorry, but that's not bird shit, buddy...
I used to be scared of hot girls, so this helped me out a lot.
(I'm lying. I just like to surprise people)
public speaking is my fear and my teacher didn't appreciate how i presented my project
I'll do it regardless (hell)
I usually just carry a automatic shotgun with me and when the lights go off I start screaming and firing all around the room to make sure the monster is dead. Too bad in that process I ended up killing my neighbors kid.
Publish it and sell it to someone who cares.
sounds like something that'd happen if the sims had guns...
This seems like the porn version of Monsters Inc.
Wow, barely any comments on this POTD.
Then again, it's been POTD for about a minute.
Haha, I actually refreshed my page and it was 7:00:06, so I felt it was a good opportunity, but by the time I went, made the comment, and typed in the capcha it was 7:01. Haha. This is my first time commenting something like this though, regarding your first paragraph.
Unless it's a horny monster...
or Pedo Bear...
Hahahaha poor scarred monsters
Well... it IS our turn to scare the shit out of 'em. All those terrible, terrible childhood nights....
but, you're a stalker. aren't you supposed to make those "childhood nights" to begin with?
thats bordering the line of pedophilia. I usually start stalking after a bad break up and become the psycho ex.
nahh... just joking.
Oh god. This is one of the few times I can say LOL and mean it.
I do this all except for the whispering tenderly part. I prefer to shout it violently and hysterically.
Holy fucker shit face Dick head.... This is fucking hilarious!!!!!!
Holy funner shoot face thingading head.... This is flying hilarious
Do you gave a cough? Sounds bad...
Need a cough drop?
I hope it's not serious
inb4 realdizzy says something about french toast
What if the monster comes out the closet...
this only works until you start hearing a gentle fap fap fap fap fap fap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap in the corner and someone whispering "thaaaaaank you!"
HAHA! I can't remember the last time a homepage made me laugh.
Bro I wish i was the monster ;)
Wait, why is everyone so crazy about this? I thought everyone did this!
I have suddenly changed my mind about my dreams of working for monsters inc.
Pervert Monster: "I've been waiting for this for so long..."
I followed your advice, turns out the monster watching me in the dark was Pedobear, this only made things worse :(
I've been doing this for a while, until recently when my Grandfather walked in and asked to join me, in order to defeat his inner fears.
I tried this at my friends house, he wasn't happy when he found me
<- lol. BUT WHY MUST YOU COMMENT ON THIS ON EVERY POST OF THE DAY????
<===3 Pointy Penis.
I don't know who I would feel bad for..the scared kid or the monster witnessing..
This post is PURE quality!
What if the monster gets turned on by that...
In this context-FUNNY. Take the pole out of your arse and cheer up a bit yeah?
What if I was the monster that was in the corner of your room?
Then enjoy the show...
I definitely would and I'd even help
This actually made me laugh. Nice job.
hahahahahahaah This made my day,thank you :)
I was afraid of the dentist.
Someone posted this exact thing on Facebook, and then someone took a screenshot of that and put it on Tumblr. Some people.
Yeah. I saw this on Lamebook as someone's status. I really hope that the person who wrote the
status got it from here by chance, because it would suck annoyingly if this awesome post wasn't original, IMO.
Holy shit, this made me so happy, what a quality post!
This isn't yours lol. I have seen this so many times online. Try to be more original next time please(:
I only @1062883 (DinosaursAndJetPacks): Best name ever
Go back to MLIA
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Dude. My computer just started yelling FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU and my mom's in here. I have learned a valuable lesson today.
(comment troll): FUCK YOU