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Maybe the chicken didn't really cross the road, maybe the road moved beneath him, amirite?

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I hate when I have to stand behind chickens on the moving walkway at airports.

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@1048742

No, it's Einsteins theory of relativity!

@KickAss No, it's Einsteins theory of relativity!

And Newton's theory is that "chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, while chickens in motion tend to stay in motion".

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chickens are chickens. hens are female and roosters (or cocks, if you prefer) are male. (not trying to be a know-it-all. just thought you should know. :D)

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dude... a male chicken would be a rooster

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