My reaction: Na-ah! There's gotta be SOMETHING that everyone agrees on! What about-wait, no. Oh, wait, everything thinks--oh, no again. Everyone likes--Nope. Not true. You're right! I can't think of a single thing that one person wouldn't be offended by on the internet. Even puppies. Some people just don't like puppies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i find your reaction offensive

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Breathing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yep... fish... they have no lungs (yeah i know they have gills and the oxygen goes straight to their bloodstream, but still)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fiSh are not has teh interwebz

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, that's what the government tried to tell us...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like most americans the government offends me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The mention of breathing is offensive to those that suffer breathing problems or have cannot breathe naturally, without machines. If you lacked the ability to breathe without the aid of a machine, I think you might be offended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, I don't even know where that random 'have' up there came from.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does oxygen offend anyone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe, the family member of somebody that died because an oxygen tank malfunctioned while they were in a submarine?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

parfaits. Everybody loves parfaits

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for people that are diabetic, lactose intolerant, or allergic to fruit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fruits are evil. Lactose intolerance is offensive to my religion. That's the best I can do :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Somebody is offended by this post because I'm generalizing and generalizing offends people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOW DARE YOU MAKE A POST LIKE THIS! jk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i am truly offended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it exists, there's probably porn about it too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rule 34, my dear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no living oranism can be offended by: 1. things being made out of cells 2. the obtainment and usage of energy 3. growing and developing 4. reproduction 5. response to environment 6. adaptation to environment No living organism can be offended by those things because all living organisms must have the ability to do those things or else they are not considered living. anything else cannot be offended at all because there is no non-organism that has the ability to feel emotions.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Maybe people cannot be offended by things made out of cells, but they can be offended by things being created out of cells, such as genetic modifications or artificial growth. Think test-tube babies, or artificial cells. Very offensive. 2. Nuclear energy. The burning of fossil fuels. Energy drinks. The list goes on. 3. Think about society growing and developing, or cites growing and developing. That offends 'ecoists' (I can't really think of the word right now). The growing and developing of pest species also offends ecoists. 4. The very mention of reproduction offends paranoid mothers, people that were born infertile, or prudes. 5 and 6: Response and adaptation to the environment could involve destroying a small forest so that a city is out of the way of a flood. This again offends eco-freaks. Remember that humans are hypocrites, and it is possible for them to hate something even though they themselves are that thing. (e.g. Americans.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rule Nb: If someone isn't offended by it yet, there will be a person coming around shortly.

by Anonymous 11 years ago