"Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime." Which is why most rappers are black, amirite?

stole from sickipedia lol

by Anonymous 15 years ago

The OP must be black then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the Doggy must be Jewish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually the OP's name is "htc" which is a company based out of Taiwan. Since the OP stole, this proves that Asians are great poets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up. I'm the boss here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except the white ones, Glenn Beck

by Anonymous 15 years ago

or Marshall Manders[I think that is his last name]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it's McMurphyFace...isn't it? If only there was a well-known website where you could quickly look up trivial information like this...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was Mclathersonsqire..?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i am black..i have no problem with the fried chicken,watermelon jokes..i mean its just food...but when you say things like black people are illiterate and stupid and criminals then its offensive...there are white rappers so i guess eminem and vanilla ice did the crime too

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Both of those two have done quite a bit of crime

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you have a cool anon name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ol no one said anything about illiteracy or stupidity. Way to play up the race card!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man, who knew Dr. Seuss was such a G? Bitch, I ain't want no green eggs and ham. Move fo' I bust a cap in yo' head, Sam I Am.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH MY GOD THAT IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rick Perry would do awful reading Dr. Sues books, "1 fish, 2 fish, uhhh, hold on, I forgot. Oops."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's a great list maker.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF ME... I'm Governor Rick... Rick... aw shit what's my last name.."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whatever, Pat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is Astley sir.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna.. never gonna.. fuck, really??? i can't remember this??"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well so much for never letting me down. You might as well run around and desert me too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/45746 troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.easy-birthday-cakes.com/images/sitoras-pink-and-orange-flower-birthday-cake-21319452.jpg troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/45760 troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"What office am I running for again? " *five minutes later* "President! I'm running for president!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hello, I am Rick...erhmm... Rick *flashback* "Ooh a link!" *clicks* Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley" *back to reality* "Rick Astley...wait

"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He cheated off Ron Paul's paper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's beautiful literature. The next William Shakespeare.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's almost as beautiful as my symphony of armpit farts created last week. My, what whimsical tunes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, the next Stephenie Meyer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it went "whoever smelt it, delt it". Oh well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah the POTD is the rhyme response to that one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You've got better potd material than this, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My ego isn't going to let me disagree with this so, HELL YEAH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everything I type is potd material smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, it's the same for me, except for my posts aren't. Those things are awful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish we could delete posts. Not to raise my score, but so I could delete the pieces of shit I made when I was high or when I just started.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed. I really don't care about my average post score.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Whoever smelt it dealt it." Which is why most card dealers have an excellent sense of smell. wait.......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, I sure feel stupid now. See, I always thought this applied to farting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Usually white people write their lyrics.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And whoever did the crime is a slime, which is why we call the slugs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oops I mean we call *them slugs Get it? Slugs =thugs? there're thugs but that didnt go with slime sooo yeah slugs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your logic makes my brain sad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just stop talking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is too funny I cried.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that is sooooooo chanel (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

#teamRoyswag fuck the haters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are you doing this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

#umadbro?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

#iaintevenmadbro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

roy's beautiful in his way 'cause God makes no mistakes he's on the right track, baby he was born this way

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I tried to follow this logic and now I can't do math.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1rhyme times 1crime(X) plus 1thug under the alias of rapper divided by the square root of slime= black slug

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everybody should stop thumbing you down. Just because you're too stupid to understand a joke doesn't mean they should vote you down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got the joke, I just added to the rhyme that's all. Which was kinda a joke itself, so it looks like you're the stupid one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

which is why most black people are farters

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, so if your theory is correct...Humpty Dumpty is Black?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no. It means Mother Goose is a Nazi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's Mutha Gooze in da house! Baba black sheep have you any wool Yes sir yes sir three bags full One for the master one for the dame One for the boy who lives down the lane

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot the 'Bitch!'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup 'cause it's not truly a black rap unless it's degrading women.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about "One for the master, one for the bitch" instead?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And one for the hobo who lives in the ditch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With a non-quarter consuming shopping cart. Inside joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah much better

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get it. "black sheep." Very subtle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do you think I picked that rhyme?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and the "black" sheep has wool! like a slave has cotten! and slaves are black! okay im done

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very sneaky...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

black is a label, i don't believe in labels (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....so you don't believe in black people..... wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the government just made them up to scare us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Last time I checked, black is a color. But I could be very wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

being very wrong is a label, i don't believe in labels (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That must make shopping for clothes a bit difficult hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i accept you for who you are, flyingguineapig (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, that sounds a bit flower-child-ish. While reading that I had a sudden mental image of you calmly bringing your hands together and bowing to me, then offering me a daisy chain. //Are// you going to offer me a daisy chain? I love flowers; they're like decorations you can eat. yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'll bring you whatever you want! i support you no matter what. fuck the haters! (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...but isn't 'haters' a label? wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no baby don't be mean to me! i accept everyone for who they are, and i dont believe in labels!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My question was not mean, I'm not a baby, and this is the point at which I shall stop feeding the troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm not a troll! i'm not a troll! i'm not a troll! I'M NOT A TROLL! why can't you just accept me for who i am?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This thing is creeping me out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

amirite? user Brettward95 has swag (: just like justin bieber #teamBrettward95swag. fuck the haters man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is this thing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

amirite? user Brettward95 is confused! #teamBrettward95confusedswag

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only if I can fuck you first.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that is soooooooo chanel (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ughh beat me to it. You know Fuck that I saw her first.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

12yroldgirl is def a people pleaser/yes man/according to soup for the soul she's a door mat Sad shit amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you are sooooooo romantic (: #teamFedupswag fuck the haters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey there 12 year old girl, wanna come help me find my lost puppy? Ill give ya some candy! Hop on in my van!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that is sooo fetch! #teamfindlostpuppyswag (: fuck the haters

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe she's black and just steals all her clothes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe in labels! O holy label, bless us with your stereotypes of black people being criminals. Amen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya man fuck the haters ! weed, dubstep, weed, acceptance, anal sex, no black people,no mexicans, straight edge, jello shots (:, kisses in the rain, you're beautiful just the way you are, skrillex <3, justin bieber, virgin, love, peace, and laughs! my life <3.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>anal sex >virgin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe in labels... They're on my ketchup bottle. I also believe in miracles but that's another story for another day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dont like this post because I think it's racist and discrimination shouldn't be rewarded.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya i don't believe in discrimination either (: we are sooooo chanel(: #teamLauraHernandez fuck the haters

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Racism is what makes the world go 'round.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think so.. How?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny because generalizations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omfg it's chauncy oh baby love me down #teamchauncyswag

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"But I'm Not a Rapper" - SUPERHOTFIRE (Deshawn Raw)

by Anonymous 13 years ago