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"Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime."
Which is why most rappers are black, amirite?

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Man, who knew Dr. Seuss was such a G?

Bitch, I ain't want no green eggs and ham.
Move fo' I bust a cap in yo' head, Sam I Am.

@Shugah Man, who knew Dr. Seuss was such a G? Bitch, I ain't want no green eggs and ham. Move fo' I bust a cap in yo'...

Rick Perry would do awful reading Dr. Sues books,

"1 fish, 2 fish, uhhh, hold on, I forgot. Oops."

@Brettward95 He's a great list maker.

"WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF ME... I'm Governor Rick... Rick... aw shit what's my last name.."

@amiritesucksnow "WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF ME... I'm Governor Rick... Rick... aw shit what's my last name.."

"What office am I running for again? "
five minutes later
"President! I'm running for president!"

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +15Reply
@KirstenAnn "What office am I running for again? " five minutes later "President! I'm running for president!"

"Hello, I am Rick...erhmm... Rick
flashback
"Ooh a link!" clicks Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley"
back to reality
"Rick Astley...wait d smilie"

Anonymous 0Reply
@KirstenAnn That's beautiful literature. The next William Shakespeare.

It's almost as beautiful as my symphony of armpit farts created last week. My, what whimsical tunes.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +7Reply

i am black..i have no problem with the fried chicken,watermelon jokes..i mean its just food...but when you say things like black people are illiterate and stupid and criminals then its offensive...there are white rappers so i guess eminem and vanilla ice did the crime too

Anonymous +36Reply
@i am black..i have no problem with the fried chicken,watermelon jokes..i mean its just food...but when you say...

ol no one said anything about illiteracy or stupidity. Way to play up the race card!

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@1539791

Maybe she put that because if she had an account that's what she would want her name to be, maybe 822 is her birthday or something significant to her. Stop being a hater (:

Anonymous +1Reply

You've got better potd material than this, amirite?

Anonymous +22Reply
@You've got better potd material than this, amirite?

My ego isn't going to let me disagree with this so, HELL YEAH!

@You've got better potd material than this, amirite?

Everything I type is potd material smirk smilie

Roys avatar Roy No Way +15Reply
@Roy Everything I type is potd material

Wow, it's the same for me, except for my posts aren't. Those things are awful.

@God_the_Almighty Wow, it's the same for me, except for my posts aren't. Those things are awful.

I wish we could delete posts. Not to raise my score, but so I could delete the pieces of shit I made when I was high or when I just started.

Roys avatar Roy No Way +26Reply

Wow, I sure feel stupid now. See, I always thought this applied to farting.

Usually white people write their lyrics.

Roys avatar Roy No Way +16Reply

which is why most black people are farters

mich_s avatar mich_ Yeah You Are +15Reply

"Whoever smelt it dealt it." Which is why most card dealers have an excellent sense of smell.

wait.......

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +14Reply

It's funny because generalizations.

@Shadi It's funny because generalizations.

omfg it's chauncy oh baby love me down #teamchauncyswag

12yroldgirl -5Reply
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@1540326

please don't say the f word

12yroldgirl -3Reply
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@1540355

Be careful. She's not legal.

CarolineGustins avatar CarolineGustin Yeah You Are +4Reply
@1540355

umadbro

iaintevenmad

12yroldgirl -3Reply
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@1540363

stopfeedingthetroll

12yroldgirl 0Reply
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@1540370

hmu bb (: we'll do it chanel style.

12yroldgirl 0Reply

I thought it went "whoever smelt it, delt it". Oh well.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Brettward95 I thought it went "whoever smelt it, delt it". Oh well.

Yeah the POTD is the rhyme response to that one

afternooners avatar afternooner Yeah You Are +9Reply

It's Mutha Gooze in da house!

Baba black sheep have you any wool
Yes sir yes sir three bags full

One for the master one for the dame
One for the boy who lives down the lane

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +5Reply

Wait, so if your theory is correct...Humpty Dumpty is Black?

stole from sickipedia lol

Anonymous +2Reply
@amiritesucksnow The OP must be black then.

Actually the OP's name is "htc" which is a company based out of Taiwan. Since the OP stole, this proves that Asians are great poets.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +7Reply
@amiritesucksnow The OP must be black then.

And the Doggy must be Jewish.

Albert_Einsteins avatar Albert_Einstein Yeah You Are -2Reply

Except the white ones, Glenn Beck

Anonymous +2Reply
@Except the white ones, Glenn Beck

or Marshall Manders[I think that is his last name]

Anonymous -7Reply
@or Marshall Manders[I think that is his last name]

No, it's McMurphyFace...isn't it?

If only there was a well-known website where you could quickly look up trivial information like this...

"But I'm Not a Rapper" - SUPERHOTFIRE (Deshawn Raw)

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I dont like this post because I think it's racist and discrimination shouldn't be rewarded.

@LauraHernandez I dont like this post because I think it's racist and discrimination shouldn't be rewarded.

ya i don't believe in discrimination either (: we are sooooo chanel(: #teamLauraHernandez fuck the haters

12yroldgirl -9Reply

black is a label, i don't believe in labels (:

12yroldgirl -9Reply
@black is a label, i don't believe in labels (:

That must make shopping for clothes a bit difficult hmm smilie

@FlyingGuineaPig That must make shopping for clothes a bit difficult

maybe she's black and just steals all her clothes?

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +12Reply
@FlyingGuineaPig That must make shopping for clothes a bit difficult

i accept you for who you are, flyingguineapig (:

12yroldgirl -11Reply
@i accept you for who you are, flyingguineapig (:

Oh, that sounds a bit flower-child-ish. While reading that I had a sudden mental image of you calmly bringing your hands together and bowing to me, then offering me a daisy chain.
Are you going to offer me a daisy chain? I love flowers; they're like decorations you can eat. yum smilie

12yroldgirl -11Reply
@FlyingGuineaPig ...but isn't 'haters' a label?

no baby don't be mean to me! i accept everyone for who they are, and i dont believe in labels!

12yroldgirl -11Reply
@no baby don't be mean to me! i accept everyone for who they are, and i dont believe in labels!

My question was not mean, I'm not a baby, and this is the point at which I shall stop feeding the troll smilie troll smilie troll smilie troll smilie troll smilie

@FlyingGuineaPig My question was not mean, I'm not a baby, and this is the point at which I shall stop feeding the ...

i'm not a troll! i'm not a troll! i'm not a troll! I'M NOT A TROLL! why can't you just accept me for who i am?

12yroldgirl -7Reply
@Brettward95 This thing is creeping me out.

amirite? user Brettward95 has swag (: just like justin bieber #teamBrettward95swag. fuck the haters man.

12yroldgirl -7Reply
@Only if I can fuck you first.

Ughh beat me to it.
You know Fuck that I saw her first.

46yroldman +9Reply
@Only if I can fuck you first.

that is soooooooo chanel (:

12yroldgirl -4Reply
@Brettward95 What is this thing?

amirite? user Brettward95 is confused! #teamBrettward95confusedswag

12yroldgirl -6Reply
@amirite? user Brettward95 has swag (: just like justin bieber #teamBrettward95swag. fuck the haters man.

12yroldgirl is def a people pleaser/yes man/according to soup for the soul she's a door mat
Sad shit amirite?

Anonymous +4Reply
@i accept you for who you are, flyingguineapig (:

Hey there 12 year old girl, wanna come help me find my lost puppy? Ill give ya some candy! Hop on in my van!

Anonymous +3Reply
12yroldgirl -1Reply
@black is a label, i don't believe in labels (:

....so you don't believe in black people.....wary smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +34Reply
@Favvkes ....so you don't believe in black people.....

I think the government just made them up to scare us.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +41Reply
@black is a label, i don't believe in labels (:

Last time I checked, black is a color. But I could be very wrong.

Sexys avatar Sexy Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Sexy Last time I checked, black is a color. But I could be very wrong.

being very wrong is a label, i don't believe in labels (:

12yroldgirl -9Reply
@black is a label, i don't believe in labels (:

I believe in labels! O holy label, bless us with your stereotypes of black people being criminals. Amen.

@amiritesucksnow I believe in labels! O holy label, bless us with your stereotypes of black people being criminals. Amen.

ya man fuck the haters ! weed, dubstep, weed, acceptance, anal sex, no black people,no mexicans, straight edge, jello shots (:, kisses in the rain, you're beautiful just the way you are, skrillex <3, justin bieber, virgin, love, peace, and laughs! my life <3.

12yroldgirl -8Reply
@black is a label, i don't believe in labels (:

I believe in labels... They're on my ketchup bottle.

I also believe in miracles but that's another story for another day.

Anonymous +9Reply

And whoever did the crime is a slime, which is why we call the slugs

Anonymous -11Reply
@And whoever did the crime is a slime, which is why we call the slugs

Oops I mean we call *them slugs
Get it? Slugs =thugs?
there're thugs but that didnt go with slime sooo yeah slugs

Anonymous -2Reply
@Roy This is too funny I cried.

that is sooooooo chanel (:

12yroldgirl -7Reply
@Roy :l

teamRoyswag fuck the haters.

12yroldgirl -5Reply
@teamRoyswag fuck the haters.

Why are you doing this?

Roys avatar Roy No Way +7Reply
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Roys avatar Roy No Way +2Reply
@Roy Okay.

iaintevenmadbro

12yroldgirl -1Reply
@Roy :l

roy's beautiful in his way
'cause God makes no mistakes
he's on the right track, baby
he was born this way

12yroldgirl -6Reply
@Oops I mean we call *them slugs Get it? Slugs =thugs? there're thugs but that didnt go with slime sooo yeah slugs

Everybody should stop thumbing you down. Just because you're too stupid to understand a joke doesn't mean they should vote you down.

@eldorito Everybody should stop thumbing you down. Just because you're too stupid to understand a joke doesn't mean they...

I got the joke, I just added to the rhyme that's all. Which was kinda a joke itself, so it looks like you're the stupid one.

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