+267 Unicorns would make the best girl/boyfriend because they're always horny, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

So are rhinos and bulls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's what I wanted to do but idk how to make that emoticon :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

( hello ) hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No way! A narwhal, since they're horny and wet... :S

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah actually it's the worst... because the guys are the ones who are really horny all the time, but they can't get with a unicorn, because they don't want it up their butt. And girls who are usually about trying to get to know their partners will be annoyed, well because they're so freaking horny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think we can all agree gay men would most benefit from dating a unicorn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought about that, but I wasn't sure, because some of them are super horny and the others are like girls. But yeah, I guess they would be the ones who would benefit the most (or super horny girls)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I concur for the super horny girls part.

by Anonymous 13 years ago