I'm sorry, but your usage of "who's" is unacceptable. Sure, I can cope with txt cht 2 some degree but simply using the wrong word really gets my goat.
*whose
Robert Sheehan will have you know that that is a "crank". It's when you wank, and the emotion builds up inside you that you just need to cry with pleasure.
And a kneeslapper sounds like the name of an evil supervillain who attacks poor civilians - mostly female - by "slapping" their "knee" if you get what I'm putting down.
Is that not normal?
Feels! (Crying) So! (Crying) GOOD! (Crying)
Shouldn't polarthebear be afraid of bearslayer?
Or jelly.
Not many comments for POTD
It's because I'm a terrible person.
Don't blame yourself, go have a wank and use your tears for extra pleasure
What the hell? When did i write those?
Fucking Flex ruined the Dcotd... Didnt even use it to his advantage, rookie mistake
Nothing like masturbating to onion porn.
What's funny?
I'm sorry, but your usage of "who's" is unacceptable. Sure, I can cope with txt cht 2 some degree but simply using the wrong word really gets my goat.
*whose
Ha, it's OK.
Beef Jerky.
...just don't want to know.
Seasoning
I think you do want to know.
You could make that comment on today's POTD as well.
Lolol, true that. I'm gonna stick to the comment I've got though. D:
I favorited this like 2 weeks ago. Its too mainstream now. Sheep.
But I cried the whole time! STILL COUNTS!
She might of been a racist...
Couple hours ago, I came so good I couldn't help but cry.
Camel*
don't do that. Stick to french toast.
one time i gave my boyfriend a blow job and he cried a little.
pics or it didn't happen.
and maybe he cried because you bit him? LOL
im not a whore, i dont record that shit.
i think he would have cried the moment i bit him not the moment he ejaculated.
idk maybe he got surprised by the bite? hahas
and pics or you're lying >:(
I believe it's called "chetching"; Or so I have read...
Robert Sheehan will have you know that that is a "crank". It's when you wank, and the emotion builds up inside you that you just need to cry with pleasure.
You can't masturbate if you rip your dick off, trust me, I've tried
3 days later?
oh... mine didn't. :(
ever heard the song detachable penis? this reminded me of it.
I would think fetish of tears but ok.
great follow up is great
I'm sorry, but who is Kassemg? I just thought of this when I heard someone say Titanic was a tearjerker.
Isn't it?
Why do you sometime use your account and sometimes post anonymously, Fnat?
Because he's a dick.
impose...
And a kneeslapper sounds like the name of an evil supervillain who attacks poor civilians - mostly female - by "slapping" their "knee" if you get what I'm putting down.
I often hope that my life will end with me masturbating and crying a puddle of my own tears, sweat and vomit.
Hopefully not your mother's again.
i l'dol
am i the only one who cant enter any captchas?
(dontdothat.): Obviously you don't have a POTD. You'll have your rights read to you if you get one, however.
average post is average
Ahaha you betch'ya! Did you know I Am a demon who uses the tears of children to make me fertile? The real catcher is my daughter does the same thing!
i am 12 and wat is dis
THIS IS SPARTA
Is this the Krusty Krab?
Ahaha no. This is newfag meme. (this message was approved by the future president, me!)
in about a year, you'll know ;)
Because you touch yourself at night?
Yes. 3 times a night!
Or jerks (the dance) while crying.
That's so 2010.
lol
average post is average
Nice attempt at thumb whoring.