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A tearjerker sounds like someone who cries while masturbating, amirite?

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Is that not normal?

Feels! (Crying) So! (Crying) GOOD! (Crying)

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@1055284

Shouldn't polarthebear be afraid of bearslayer?

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@1055284

Or jelly.

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@1055284

Not many comments for POTD

Anonymous -27Reply
@Not many comments for POTD

It's because I'm a terrible person.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Blearslyrarer It's because I'm a terrible person.

Don't blame yourself, go have a wank and use your tears for extra pleasure

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@1079015

Fucking Flex ruined the Dcotd... Didnt even use it to his advantage, rookie mistake

Nothing like masturbating to onion porn.

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@1078892

I'm sorry, but your usage of "who's" is unacceptable. Sure, I can cope with txt cht 2 some degree but simply using the wrong word really gets my goat.
*whose

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@1081118

Ha, it's OK.

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are 0Reply

Beef Jerky.

...just don't want to know.

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +20Reply
@Sinner Beef Jerky. ...just don't want to know.

You could make that comment on today's POTD as well.

@wobbuffet You could make that comment on today's POTD as well.

Lolol, true that. I'm gonna stick to the comment I've got though. D:

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are 0Reply

I favorited this like 2 weeks ago. Its too mainstream now. Sheep.

AtheisticMystics avatar AtheisticMystic Yeah You Are +19Reply

But I cried the whole time! STILL COUNTS!

greendarthpotatos avatar greendarthpotato Yeah You Are +19Reply

Couple hours ago, I came so good I couldn't help but cry.

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@1079024

don't do that. Stick to french toast.

@Richard Couple hours ago, I came so good I couldn't help but cry.

one time i gave my boyfriend a blow job and he cried a little.

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@one time i gave my boyfriend a blow job and he cried a little.

pics or it didn't happen.
and maybe he cried because you bit him? LOL

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are 0Reply

I believe it's called "chetching"; Or so I have read...

Anonymous +9Reply

Robert Sheehan will have you know that that is a "crank". It's when you wank, and the emotion builds up inside you that you just need to cry with pleasure.

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@1078923

You can't masturbate if you rip your dick off, trust me, I've tried

Charturns avatar Charturn Yeah You Are +11Reply
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@1078938

3 days later?

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +26Reply
@1078938

oh... mine didn't. :(

Charturns avatar Charturn Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Charturn oh... mine didn't. :(

ever heard the song detachable penis? this reminded me of it.

I would think fetish of tears but ok.

great follow up is great

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@1078812

I'm sorry, but who is Kassemg? I just thought of this when I heard someone say Titanic was a tearjerker.

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@1078875

Why do you sometime use your account and sometimes post anonymously, Fnat?

Anonymous +12Reply

lolwut smilie

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And a kneeslapper sounds like the name of an evil supervillain who attacks poor civilians - mostly female - by "slapping" their "knee" if you get what I'm putting down. hello smilie

I often hope that my life will end with me masturbating and crying a puddle of my own tears, sweat and vomit.

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@1079509

Hopefully not your mother's again.

ultispys avatar ultispy No Way +32Reply

am i the only one who cant enter any captchas?

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@1080735

(dontdothat.): Obviously you don't have a POTD. You'll have your rights read to you if you get one, however.

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average post is average

Anonymous -1Reply

Ahaha you betch'ya! Did you know I Am a demon who uses the tears of children to make me fertile? The real catcher is my daughter does the same thing!

ono smilie d smilie wary smilie goo smilie smirk smilie hehe smilie yum smilie smile smilie

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hello smilieno smilielolwut smiliey smilie: Relevant comment is relevant.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +2Reply
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hello smilieno smilielolwut smiliey smilie: <--- lol

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i am 12 and wat is dis

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@1079217

Is this the Krusty Krab?

@1079217

Ahaha no. This is newfag meme. (this message was approved by the future president, me!)

average post is average

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@1078936

Nice attempt at thumb whoring.

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