+1,254 A tearjerker sounds like someone who cries while masturbating, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is that not normal?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I believe it's called "chetching"; Or so I have read...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or jerks (the dance) while crying.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's so 2010.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Beef Jerky. ...just don't want to know.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think you do want to know. hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Seasoning yum

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You could make that comment on today's POTD as well.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lolol, true that. I'm gonna stick to the comment I've got though. D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Isn't it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Feels! (Crying) So! (Crying) GOOD! (Crying)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I favorited this like 2 weeks ago. Its too mainstream now. Sheep.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Robert Sheehan will have you know that that is a "crank". It's when you wank, and the emotion builds up inside you that you just need to cry with pleasure.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Couple hours ago, I came so good I couldn't help but cry.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

one time i gave my boyfriend a blow job and he cried a little.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

pics or it didn't happen. and maybe he cried because you bit him? LOL

by Anonymous 14 years ago

im not a whore, i dont record that shit. i think he would have cried the moment i bit him not the moment he ejaculated.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

idk maybe he got surprised by the bite? hahas

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and pics or you're lying >:(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nothing like masturbating to onion porn.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i am 12 and wat is dis

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THIS IS SPARTA

by Anonymous 14 years ago

in about a year, you'll know ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because you touch yourself at night?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes. 3 times a night!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And a kneeslapper sounds like the name of an evil supervillain who attacks poor civilians - mostly female - by "slapping" their "knee" if you get what I'm putting down. hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But I cried the whole time! STILL COUNTS!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ono d wary goo smirk hehe yum smile

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hellonololwuty:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hellonololwutysmirkgooyumhehesmiledwaryono:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hellonololwuty: Relevant comment is relevant.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hellonololwuty: <--- lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I often hope that my life will end with me masturbating and crying a puddle of my own tears, sweat and vomit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would think fetish of tears but ok.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahaha you betch'ya! Did you know I Am a demon who uses the tears of children to make me fertile? The real catcher is my daughter does the same thing!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

am i the only one who cant enter any captchas?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

average post is average

by Anonymous 14 years ago