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At all-you-can-eat restaurants, you should be allowed to eat the waiter, amirite?

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That, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is indeed frowned upon in most societies

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@1094230

It is?! Damn, so THAT's why I'm on the no fly list. I thought it was because of the bomb I brought on the plane.

alovelyukuleles avatar alovelyukulele Yeah You Are +24Reply
@1094230

lol in Chinese, hitting the airplane means jacking off.

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +20Reply
@1094230

I seriously did that before. You jelly bro?

Anonymous +7Reply

I always eat out the waiter ...

Anonymous +79Reply
@oh?

i don't know how to make the little faces :(

MissAutumnFalls avatar MissAutumnFall Yeah You Are 0Reply
@MissAutumnFall i don't know how to make the little faces :(

just hover over the face with your mouse and you can see how to type it :)

Anonymous +7Reply
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Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +24Reply
@Dwight ♋ ?????

You look cute today, Dwight

@Jim_Halpert You look cute today, Dwight

Honestly there are so many users with the User Name "Jim," I can be harassed at any moment

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Dwight ♋ ?????

Sign for cancer?????

Anonymous +2Reply

You mean you're not already?

Damn, so THAT must be why I always get thrown out.

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +30Reply

Yeah, nevermind the waiter, my friends and I got asked to leave because we were eating to much. Does that make any sense?

kimmyys avatar kimmyy Yeah You Are +22Reply

I really like the followup. That way we won't get idiots writing: "oh, this is me! I was just anonymous!"

Oh, and the post is good, too. y smilie

bluegoddesss avatar bluegoddess Yeah You Are +17Reply

Nothing better than raw human flesh, amirite?

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@1094256

Im a wolf, what do you expect of me?

A prefer a waitress! Waiters have too much penis...

@Big_Boss I lol'd at "penisy"

I changed it because I wasn't sure if it was funny or not.. lol.

@Richard I changed it because I wasn't sure if it was funny or not.. lol.

Nah dude I thought it was pretty amusing. Im going to start using that from now on, lol XD

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@1094340

"I changed it because I wasn't sure if it was funny or not.. lol."
-rboyer23 in comment @1094331

One can conclude that he edited his comment within five minutes of producing his comment.

I agree. Public oral sex should be the next big thing.

And if you don't like the food you should be able to eat the chefs.

I don't want no dick in mah face >: O
waitress please.

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +9Reply

Waitress*

@th3don Waitress*

Server*

Hooray for new politically correct terms!

twisted_memoriess avatar twisted_memories Yeah You Are +18Reply

When I first read this, I thought it said "water"..

I like that most of the comments on this post are innuendo.

Anonymous +7Reply

Now, you have made me hungry for. . . .

hello smilie
Yum. :)

canthinks avatar canthink Yeah You Are +2Reply

YAY FOR CANNIBALISM!

Well, just because you're ALLOWED to eat the waiter doesn't mean you should. All I'm trying to say is that some waitresses aren't the most attractive...

The "no ways" are from people who work as waitstaff.

@Ashden The "no ways" are from people who work as waitstaff.

I'm a waitress, and I said Yeah.

Maybe because I don't work at an all-you-can-eat buffet, but still.

PKMNTrainers avatar PKMNTrainer Yeah You Are -1Reply

hehe smilie

thaskata149s avatar thaskata149 Yeah You Are +1Reply

The follow up is right, this is a stupid post.

Anonymous +1Reply
@they_call_me_jane Bring it on.

Dude... Why do they call you Jane. Sometimes they call me Jasmine. but guess what?
THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

@Im_so_bored_so_bye The game

fuuuck! I just lost the game. :(

Canadian_Ninjas avatar Canadian_Ninja Yeah You Are -7Reply
@Canadian_Ninja fuuuck! I just lost the game. :(

Really?
Cause i just won.
Its called having ADD bi- OH LOOK A SQUIRREl hehe smilie

This sounds like something Insanity Wolf would say.

Anonymous 0Reply
@This sounds like something Insanity Wolf would say.

Something Insanity Wolf SHOULD say. smirk smilie

Carnivore Animal, I am a Cannibal. ♫♪

Canadian_Ninjas avatar Canadian_Ninja Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Retooser That song is weird, even for Ke$ha.

Oh, I love that song, and I found it weird at first, but now not so much. ;P

Canadian_Ninjas avatar Canadian_Ninja Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Canadian_Ninja Carnivore Animal, I am a Cannibal. ♫♪

oh it is a kesha song i thought that canadians were becoming zombies out to cause an apocalype

@stepdom oh it is a kesha song i thought that canadians were becoming zombies out to cause an apocalype

Shhh! You'll let the secret out! No one is supposed to know about our zombie infection!!

I mean... YES IT IS A KESHA SONG.

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@1094527

is that butter on your french toast?

@stepdom is that butter on your french toast?

Or did you have a little too much fun last night?

DIBS ON THE HEART.

Spengbob is the waiter, oh boy!

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@1095340

Just....no... Try hard.

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@1095342

If you wasn't so cool, I would of eaten you ages ago

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@1095344

Mine made it 69 but there's a ton of new comments now

Spinksys avatar Spinksy Yeah You Are 0Reply

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

@Already said, bro. Umad?

It's strange how little I care, I was just watching it and generally share the quote from it. Here, I am merely expressing my views on this POTD. Feel free to comment outside of being an anon, suck it up. Be a man.

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@1095606

I don't agree with them, i take whatever i can find, no matter what it might be.

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@1095807

How did you know I love that?! Wow, so stoked.

PKMNTrainers avatar PKMNTrainer Yeah You Are 0Reply

why is this even funny...?

Anonymous 0Reply
@why is this even funny...?

it's not. Anthony has no sense of humour.

Anonymous +3Reply
@it's not. Anthony has no sense of humour.

okay, just making sure i'm not the only one.

Anonymous 0Reply

Anthony.....why is this even home-paged let alone post of the day.

It's like saying at "All you can eat Buffets...you should be able to eat the bathroom"

There was 69 comments, just sayin

Spinksys avatar Spinksy Yeah You Are -1Reply

Below-Average post is below-average.

@A_Rock Below-Average post is below-average.

BELOW AVERAGE COMMENT IS BELOW AVERAGE!!!!!!!

Jennitalias avatar Jennitalia Yeah You Are +17Reply
@Jennitalia BELOW AVERAGE COMMENT IS BELOW AVERAGE!!!!!!!

IT'S A ROCK. HIS LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE BELOW AVERAGE.

@Eminna IT'S A ROCK. HIS LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE BELOW AVERAGE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THE TRUTH, BECAUSE IT HURTS.

@Eminna YOU'RE A ROCK. YOU DON'T FEEL EMOTIONS!

gurl, you don't know nothing bout us rocks and our emotions. I BOMB YOU!!!

@Eminna IT'S A ROCK. HIS LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE BELOW AVERAGE.

Don't hate on rock! It's my favorite music genre!

if its a girl, eat her out hello smilie

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