That, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is indeed frowned upon in most societies
It is?! Damn, so THAT's why I'm on the no fly list. I thought it was because of the bomb I brought on the plane.
lol in Chinese, hitting the airplane means jacking off.
I seriously did that before. You jelly bro?
I always eat out the waiter ...
oh? raises eyebrow
i don't know how to make the little faces :(
just hover over the face with your mouse and you can see how to type it :)
ohhh!! Well golly gee! You sure can! :D thanks
You look cute today, Dwight
Honestly there are so many users with the User Name "Jim," I can be harassed at any moment
Sign for cancer?????
well i'm a waitress (;
wait...your not supposed to eat the waiter?
Someone had to do it OK.
You mean you're not already?
Damn, so THAT must be why I always get thrown out.
Yeah, nevermind the waiter, my friends and I got asked to leave because we were eating to much. Does that make any sense?
just grab the entire tray and leave. That's what I'd do.
I'd stand there and eat my food as loudly and slowly as possible if some bitch said that to me.
ahahhaha yeah well, obviously I don't go there anymore.
I really like the followup. That way we won't get idiots writing: "oh, this is me! I was just anonymous!"
Oh, and the post is good, too.
Nothing better than raw human flesh, amirite?
Im a wolf, what do you expect of me?
A prefer a waitress! Waiters have too much penis...
I lol'd at "penisy"
I changed it because I wasn't sure if it was funny or not.. lol.
Nah dude I thought it was pretty amusing. Im going to start using that from now on, lol XD
dang then I totally should of! Yeah to for it! :D
"I changed it because I wasn't sure if it was funny or not.. lol."
-rboyer23 in comment @1094331
One can conclude that he edited his comment within five minutes of producing his comment.
I agree. Public oral sex should be the next big thing.
have you seen tosh.o?
And if you don't like the food you should be able to eat the chefs.
I don't want no dick in mah face >: O
Hooray for new politically correct terms!
When I first read this, I thought it said "water"..
I like that most of the comments on this post are innuendo.
Now, you have made me hungry for. . . .
YAY FOR CANNIBALISM!
Well, just because you're ALLOWED to eat the waiter doesn't mean you should. All I'm trying to say is that some waitresses aren't the most attractive...
The "no ways" are from people who work as waitstaff.
I'm a waitress, and I said Yeah.
Maybe because I don't work at an all-you-can-eat buffet, but still.
The follow up is right, this is a stupid post.
Bring it on.
Dude... Why do they call you Jane. Sometimes they call me Jasmine. but guess what?
THAT'S NOT MY NAME!
fuuuck! I just lost the game. :(
Cause i just won.
Its called having ADD bi- OH LOOK A SQUIRREl
This sounds like something Insanity Wolf would say.
Something Insanity Wolf SHOULD say.
Carnivore Animal, I am a Cannibal. ♫♪
That song is weird, even for Ke$ha.
Oh, I love that song, and I found it weird at first, but now not so much. ;P
oh it is a kesha song i thought that canadians were becoming zombies out to cause an apocalype
Shhh! You'll let the secret out! No one is supposed to know about our zombie infection!!
I mean... YES IT IS A KESHA SONG.
is that butter on your french toast?
Or did you have a little too much fun last night?
DIBS ON THE HEART.
Eww? The heart Is the best bit!
Spengbob is the waiter, oh boy!
Just....no... Try hard.
If you wasn't so cool, I would of eaten you ages ago
Mine made it 69 but there's a ton of new comments now
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
Already said, bro. Umad?
It's strange how little I care, I was just watching it and generally share the quote from it. Here, I am merely expressing my views on this POTD. Feel free to comment outside of being an anon, suck it up. Be a man.
Why does everybody assume anon is a dude? I happen to be a female. Therefore, I don't have to suck it up, I can swallow it down.
Oh jeez, thanks for the laugh! Touche miss anon, touche.
Rule 29 and 30 of the internet.
Get over it.
get over what exactly? Seems like somebody has a case of the grumpies.
I don't agree with them, i take whatever i can find, no matter what it might be.
How did you know I love that?! Wow, so stoked.
why is this even funny...?
it's not. Anthony has no sense of humour.
okay, just making sure i'm not the only one.
Anthony.....why is this even home-paged let alone post of the day.
It's like saying at "All you can eat Buffets...you should be able to eat the bathroom"
There was 69 comments, just sayin
Below-Average post is below-average.
BELOW AVERAGE COMMENT IS BELOW AVERAGE!!!!!!!
IT'S A ROCK. HIS LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE BELOW AVERAGE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THE TRUTH, BECAUSE IT HURTS.
YOU'RE A ROCK. YOU DON'T FEEL EMOTIONS!
gurl, you don't know nothing bout us rocks and our emotions. I BOMB YOU!!!
Don't hate on rock! It's my favorite music genre!
Your face is below average, hoe!
AGREED. bad POTD.
if its a girl, eat her out