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At all-you-can-eat restaurants, you should be allowed to eat the waiter, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I always eat out the waiter ...
by Anonymous13 years ago
oh? *raises eyebrow*
by Anonymous13 years ago
oh?
by Anonymous13 years ago
i don't know how to make the little faces :(
by Anonymous13 years ago
just hover over the face with your mouse and you can see how to type it :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
ohhh!! Well golly gee! You sure can! :D thanks
by Anonymous13 years ago
by Anonymous13 years ago
♋ ?????
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sign for cancer?????
by Anonymous13 years ago
You look cute today, Dwight
by Anonymous13 years ago
Honestly there are so many users with the User Name "Jim," I can be harassed at any moment
by Anonymous13 years ago
well i'm a waitress (;
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bring it on.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The game
by Anonymous13 years ago
fuuuck! I just lost the game. :(
by Anonymous13 years ago
Really?
Cause i just won.
Its called having ADD bi- OH LOOK A SQUIRREl
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dude... Why do they call you Jane. Sometimes they call me Jasmine. but guess what?
THAT'S NOT MY NAME!
by Anonymous13 years ago
wait...your not supposed to eat the waiter?
i'm confused...
by Anonymous13 years ago
*you're.
Someone had to do it OK.
by Anonymous13 years ago
o ok
by Anonymous13 years ago
if its a girl, eat her out
by Anonymous13 years ago
You mean you're not already?
Damn, so THAT must be why I always get thrown out.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yum. :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
by Anonymous13 years ago
That, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is indeed frowned upon in most societies
by Anonymous13 years ago
Delicious
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nothing better than raw human flesh, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I agree. Public oral sex should be the next big thing.
by Anonymous13 years ago
have you seen tosh.o?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, nevermind the waiter, my friends and I got asked to leave because we were eating to much. Does that make any sense?
by Anonymous13 years ago
LOL WTF?
just grab the entire tray and leave. That's what I'd do.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'd stand there and eat my food as loudly and slowly as possible if some bitch said that to me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
ahahhaha yeah well, obviously I don't go there anymore.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Now, you have made me hungry for. . . .
by Anonymous13 years ago
A prefer a waitress! Waiters have too much penis...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I lol'd at "penisy"
by Anonymous13 years ago
I changed it because I wasn't sure if it was funny or not.. lol.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nah dude I thought it was pretty amusing. Im going to start using that from now on, lol XD
by Anonymous13 years ago
dang then I totally should of! Yeah to for it! :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
And if you don't like the food you should be able to eat the chefs.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Waitress*
by Anonymous13 years ago
Server*
Hooray for new politically correct terms!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't want no dick in mah face >: O
waitress please.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I really like the followup. That way we won't get idiots writing: "oh, this is me! I was just anonymous!"
Oh, and the post is good, too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
YAY FOR CANNIBALISM!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Carnivore Animal, I am a Cannibal. ♫♪
by Anonymous13 years ago
That song is weird, even for Ke$ha.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh, I love that song, and I found it weird at first, but now not so much. ;P
by Anonymous13 years ago
oh it is a kesha song i thought that canadians were becoming zombies out to cause an apocalype
by Anonymous13 years ago
Shhh! You'll let the secret out! No one is supposed to know about our zombie infection!!
I mean... YES IT IS A KESHA SONG.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I like that most of the comments on this post are innuendo.
by Anonymous13 years ago
When I first read this, I thought it said "water"..
by Anonymous13 years ago
DIBS ON THE HEART.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Eww :O
by Anonymous13 years ago
Eww? The heart Is the best bit!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Below-Average post is below-average.
by Anonymous13 years ago
AGREED. bad POTD.
by Anonymous13 years ago
There was 69 comments, just sayin
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by Anonymous13 years ago
Spengbob is the waiter, oh boy!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, just because you're ALLOWED to eat the waiter doesn't mean you should. All I'm trying to say is that some waitresses aren't the most attractive...
by Anonymous13 years ago
The "no ways" are from people who work as waitstaff.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm a waitress, and I said Yeah.
Maybe because I don't work at an all-you-can-eat buffet, but still.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
by Anonymous13 years ago
why is this even funny...?
by Anonymous13 years ago
it's not. Anthony has no sense of humour.
by Anonymous13 years ago
okay, just making sure i'm not the only one.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Anthony.....why is this even home-paged let alone post of the day.
It's like saying at "All you can eat Buffets...you should be able to eat the bathroom"
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