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There is now a baby named "Facebook." That's just sad, amirite?

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Actually, it has a deep meaning behind it, you know how all that shit was happening in Egypt, well they named it after Facebook because it helped them so much through that.

Anonymous +57Reply
@Actually, it has a deep meaning behind it, you know how all that shit was happening in Egypt, well they named it...

exactly, the name was actually meaningful.. the OP is implying that someone named their baby "facebook" because of some dumb internet obsession, and now over 600 other people think that too

Better than the kid who was named "Adolfhitler"...

It was a guy in Egypt who named his baby Facebook, and he did it because he was so moved at how helpful Facebook was in their protests. Given the circumstances, it's not THAT sad.

Anonymous +53Reply
@It was a guy in Egypt who named his baby Facebook, and he did it because he was so moved at how helpful Facebook...

So? God helped me through tough shit. That means I'm gunna name my son God? No. Im gunna name him a normal kid name.

Anonymous -31Reply
@We at least have geniune proof of Facebook's existance, my friend.

Uhm you don't have proof that he didn't exist either. It's religion. I personaly belive in him. It's my own fucking decision. I have a right to believe in whatever I want

Anonymous +3Reply
@Uhm you don't have proof that he didn't exist either. It's religion. I personaly belive in him. It's my own fucking...

And he should have a right to name his kid whatever he wants without getting ridiculed. It's kinda hypocritical that you are bashing him, but you won't let people bash you.

@CherrieBee And he should have a right to name his kid whatever he wants without getting ridiculed. It's kinda hypocritical...

Because you don't name your child something like that. What's that kid gunna go through her whole life?

Anonymous -6Reply
@Because you don't name your child something like that. What's that kid gunna go through her whole life?

It's gonna go through life knowing that Facebook made a difference in it's parents lives and that its name has a special meaning, as opposed to John or Kate. Seriously, out of all the terrible baby names there are out there, Facebook should be the least of everyones worries.

At least it isn't the kid of some crazy farmville obsessed parent who named their kid Facebook because they spend all their time on it.

@tag Uh there are an assload of kids named Jesus. (heh soos)

Well, Jesus is the Greek translation of the Hebrew "Yeshua," which is Joshua-- so there are hundreds upon thousands of people technically named Jesus.

Anonymous +1Reply
@eldorito Latin-Americans name their children Jesus.

Because it's pronounced differently dumbass

Anonymous -9Reply
@Because it's pronounced differently dumbass

facepalm Yes it's pronounced differently but both are just different ways of saying the exact same person.

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@At least that's a name and not a social networking WEBSITE.

It's not just a social networking website. Facebook made at least 25% of the Egyptian revolution. It's the same as naming your kid after a leader that you admired. An Egyptian talking :)

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@Because it's pronounced differently dumbass

They pronounce Jesus (baby name) and Jesus (God) the same way and you don't sound like you're a good Christian (or whatever you claim to be.)

@eldorito They pronounce Jesus (baby name) and Jesus (God) the same way and you don't sound like you're a good Christian (or...

Bahaha I'm not a good Christian? That's why I went to catholic school for nine years and church every Sunday.. Mhm

Anonymous -1Reply
@Bahaha I'm not a good Christian? That's why I went to catholic school for nine years and church every Sunday.. Mhm

If you're going to be an asshole on the Internet, then I don't think you would be a good Catholic.

@eldorito If you're going to be an asshole on the Internet, then I don't think you would be a good Catholic.

Wow I'm not even close to an asshole. And I am a good Christian for your infoooo

Anonymous 0Reply
@Because it's pronounced differently dumbass

They're pronounced exactly the same.

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@JellyBlock Zelda?

I lol'd.
Props to you my good man.

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Holy crap! It's up to 339! How the hell did this happen?!

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It's funny because I didn't even think what I said was that funny.

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I won't be satisfied until there's a baby named amirite?

It has to have the question mark.

FlyingPandas avatar FlyingPanda Yeah You Are +35Reply

that kid is gonna have a haaaaaaaard time

It's not sad. It would be if it was named "Facebook" simply because the parents enjoyed the website. However, it has a deeper reason. Facebook helped them overthrow the government in Egypt, and that is why the baby is named Facebook.

Anonymous +31Reply

when this girl gets older shes gonna get poked alot

maybe middle name, but definitely shouldn't be her first name.

What's the middle name? FMyLife?

Better than Gaylord....

Better than "Someoneyourownsize"

I just heard this on Fox news.

Handsys avatar Handsy Yeah You Are +4Reply

By the time the baby grows up, Facebook will bema dead
Website that nobody remembers so...

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