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Also by Vanilla_Thunder+14Contrary to directors' beliefs, laugh tracks worsen shows, amirite?
Also about fortune cookie-129They should make fortune cookie-flavored ice cream, amirite?
Also about fortune cookie+136The fortune cookie concept is really cool. It shouldn't just be a chinese fortune cookie thing. In fact, we should start selling ice cream cartons, cake boxes, cookie dough rolls, and chocolate bar wrappers with fortunes inside, amirite?
Also about fortune cookie+94It would be so cool if fortune cookie fortunes ACTUALLY came true within 24 hours, amirite?
Also by Vanilla_Thunder+455If you could die but come back to see the world without you, you would, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+89You literally are what you eat. If you've ever eaten a burger before, some part of you is burger. You're part burger! And if you've eaten fish, you're technically a mermaid. amirite?
Also about fortune cookie+421If they arent going to give us a fortune they should start calling them Proverb Cookies. Mine says "Courtesy is the password to safety", now how is that going to help me. A real fortune cookie would say "courtesy is the password to the vault you will rob", amirite?
Also about fortune cookie+323Guy who doesn't get the fortune cookie joke: "3, 28, 19, 43, 67, 12.... IN BED!!!" amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+40Peanut butter makes good lube for the first few minutes. amirite?