You were mortified when you first found out what sex was, amirite?

i finally understood quagmire...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to think it was just lying in bed together naked and the sperm would somehow make it across the bed and that's how pregnancy happened. And it would be possible for a woman to get pregnant by sitting on a toilet after a guy peed there... ..but then I learned the truth...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Interesting, I thought it was just penis in vagina like no thrusting or anything, just laying there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Awkward. would they lay there in silence or what? or would they talk awkwardly..? "So...how 'bout them dodgers..?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't even know, I guess silence

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to think that too, lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, it was more of an "Oh, OK. That's cool I guess."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I was like :0 then I was like :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just thought it was nasty and hadn't yet learned about orgasms so when I found out what prostitutes were I was so confused as to why someone would actually pay to do such a gross thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont even remember when i found out what sex was, it was before sex ed and my mom never gave me the talk. i knew what it was early too, around 5 or 6.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Before I knew what sex was, I thought that if two naked people were kissing, then that was sex somehow..But when I learned what it was, it was all like, "You put what in where?!" D: I was pretty sheltered.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There was a skinny dipping scene in a movie and my friend's sheltered brother asked if they were having sex, even though they were probably 4 feet apart.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just surprised that there was a name for what I was doing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I learned slowly. When I finally put it all together, I was actually surprised there wasn't more to it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was afraid to look at a boy for a month afterward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, but I was mortified when I first heard my parents having sex. That's some scary shit right there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago