-29 There would be a lot less war, if every hour was happy hour, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You.... You just SHUT UP, yOu?! You don't know no... shizz! *drunkenly swings fist, misses, then spirals into a maudlin breakdown.*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is no happy hour when people have guns and are at war with each other...I wish it were that easy. :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I realize this is a joke, but drunk people are generally WAY more eager to fight than sober people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Happy hour = alcohol. Alcohol = increased aggressiveness and decreased judgement. Increased aggressiveness and decreased judgement = more violent and poorly fought wars. Where's your reasoning?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That means that it would never be happy hour.

by Anonymous 11 years ago