+293 In a perfect world, all pick-up lines would work flawlessly, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In a perfect world, you don't need a pick up line. You just automatically get the girl

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did you just fart because you blew me away hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

do you know how much a polar bear weighs?...enough to break the ice. ive been wanting to try that one out for awhile

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm rich and I have a nice car

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My love for you burns like a dying pheonix.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i'm not trying to impress you or anything but i'm Batman.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If I were to ask you out, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question? I'm waiting for my theater teacher to make us play a game where we have to ask people to marry us and they have to say no without laughing to use that one...

by Anonymous 14 years ago